The streets of Fandom- Saturday afternoon

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Hermoine had changed over the course of the gremlin bite teh summer. No longer was she Hermine Grainer, Hogwarts student and brain! No, now she was Serena Moonstar Fairyweather, a witch who is also part vampire and angle, and also went to Slytherin. But now. She's graduated, and she is an ordinary collage student who is really plain but also really beautiful and the most powerful with ever, except she was clumsy and fell down all the time. She had super long honey blond hair with bubblegum pink tips and had ceruleen blue orbs that changed color when she changed moods but she was just really ordinary like you or me. She was wearing daisy dukes and a black tank top and jewelllry she got from Hot Topic like anyone else her age. She was really depressed because she couldn't find a boyfriend but her roommate was going to have her go interview some guy so maybe she would find one there.

She was walking along and fell down. "Oh I'm so clumsy" she said


[It had to be done. OPEN.]

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Jolee was making his way through town when he saw Hermione. "Kids these days. Hmph."

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"You din't know anything about me!" Hermine yelled. She was standing again. "I'm just really clumsy don't judge,"

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"I'm old! I can judge as much as I want," Jolee argued.

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"DOnt' bully me!" said Serena she was so sad.

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"I'm not. I'm bullying entire generations of people," Jolee pointed out.

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"You don't know my pain" she screamed "I have secrets *& they're worse than anybody could ever know!!"

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"Do you want to share them?" Jolee asked. He didn't really want to ask, but maybe she really needed to talk way too much about something.

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"I can't," Serna sobbed. "It's too terrible"

She had a sectet shame she couldn't tell anyone! It was so terrible.

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Normally Jolee would be concerned that this 'too terrible' business would be something he'd need to deal with. But it was pretty clear that this young lady was just especially dramatic.

"Well, you can't say I didn't offer to listen."

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SHE WAS NOT DRAMATIC!!!!1! SHE WAS A PRINCESS AND YOU JUST HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT!!!

"I live on the streets! Hermione says. "I go home to my beatiful mansion every night but during the day I have to be outside, here! Out in the cold!"

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"It's in the 80's today," Jolee pointed out.

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"And in the heat that is so unforgiving my life is so hard" Serena Moonstar cried, her blue orbs turning bright green with pain. Didn't he see how much she suffered everything was terrible. If only she had a boyfriend to fix everything.

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No, he didn't see that at all. "Well, I'm sorry you have so much to deal with, but I'm sure you'll get through it eventually."

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"Im gld you have confedence in me, it means a lot."

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Don't correct the weird pronunciations. Don't do it. "Hopefully that helps you through all of your problems. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other young people to yell at, heh."

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"The end, R&R!" Hermion called.

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Did you ever get the feeling that a bad situation was about to get infinitely worse?

On an unrelated note, here was Isabela on her way to see if any of the new people were attractive. Or in need of having their purses lightened. Or both, both was good.

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"Hello myname is Hermime Serena Fairyweather" she said. "Im a little clumsy.

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"So I can see," Isabela said. "I wasn't aware the taverns opened this early here."

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"I have never had a drink in my life" said Mione. "I dont need to drink to have fun!"

What she didn't say was that shed been a teenage drinker and had a real problem and it was all sad but she was better now and she learned for real.It was her secret shame.

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Isabela had also had a problem leading to excessive teen drinking, it was called her husband's approach to marital conflict.

"You don't know what you're missing," she said. "But there's plenty of ways two girls can have fun without drink."

Isabela, no.

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"Okay let's go shopping" said Hermione.

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"That wasn't quite what I meant, sweetness." Though if the clumsy girl was paying...

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"Coffee?" Heminoe said "I like a grande no whip skinny vanilla espresso, it's on the sekrit menu"

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"Serving coffee with vanilla is a secret?" Maybe it was just that Rivaini spiced their tea as a matter of course, but Merrill was looking downright worldly next to this girl.

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"Only us very special people can have it" she said wisely, because she was so special that she got everything for free, even, even though she was just an ordinary girl who fell down lots.There was just somethig about her.

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If Isabela knew about that, she'd be tempted to take advantage of that fact. But only tempted, because it'd be like taking advantage of a very small, very slow nug.

"And how much of the special people coffee did he give you?"

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"As much as I want. It doesn't have any effect one me becasue I'm a vampire angel human hyrbid and also a witch," Herione explaned

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"Andraste's tits. Right, here's what we're going to do, we're going to go to the clinic and the nice people there are going to give you some very special medicine and you're going to sleep it off."

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"No! I can't! I know what 'speshul medecine' is and I just say no!"

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That would be more effective if Isabela came from a world where that was a thing.

"Just like you said no to the special coffee?"

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"You just don't undetstand me!!" Hermione Serena says.

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That much was true.

"Right, we tried this the easy way." She'd carry her there if she had to.

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herminne displayed a lot of super cool ninja moves, because her Slytherin vampire dad was also a ninja and taught her his ways so now she was a ninja too no way was anyone getting by her!!

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Isabela stared. Then went to give Hemmie Whatsis a lovetap with the pommel of one of her daggers.

She needed to invest in some knockout powder, but clearly by this point one more head injury couldn't hurt. She'd just say she fell or something.

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"Hermione!" Rikku was bouncing excitedly towards her former roommate, ready to chirp at her about roughly six thousand things since they'd seen each other last.

She stopped short, though, because something was ... different.

"Her ... mione?" she asked. "Or do you just look like Hermione and you're, like, someone else? 'Cause that happens here sometimes."