Outside the Arms Hotel, In the Wee Pre-Dawn Hours, Monday

[the_merriest]

"We mutiny!" Rikku announced, pumping her fist into the air. "Against ... um. Against anything we don't like! And for the things we do like!"

Okay, so Room 12 of the Arms Hotel -- Rikku, Gwen Cooper, Yzma, and one of the two Buffy Summerses -- had had rather a lot of liquor last night (not that it took much liquor to get Rikku tipsy, but that was hardly the point) and with all of those sane, rational people in one room, with the bonus of liquor spurring them along, the brilliant idea had been birthed: that they should absolutely have some kind of a Naked Mutiny. Against ... erm ... something. Maybe clothing?! The details had been fuzzy.

Not that everyone was naked! Rikku herself was rocking several beaded necklaces on top, and a tool belt on the bottom. But, you know, not everyone could be as brave as Yzma, who was truly a sight to behold. A lot.

This was going to end very poorly for all involved. That was sort of a given, right?

(Fellow roomies were modded with permission. Anyone is welcome to pop in and join the chaos, which is headed to ... maybe a warehouse, for graffiti-related purposes? They have not exactly thought this through, so who knows where they'll actually end up. Major SP in effect for time zone insanity! Please wait for minor OCD!)

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Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

Stare in horror, laugh, join in. You don't even have to be naked! But nudity is encouraged, in both full and partial forms.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"Okay, what are we mutinying against?" Rikku asked, glancing around at her fellow mutineers. "Or are we just like naked and rebelling for no real reason?"

Because she was down with that, too.

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[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Gwen had managed to lose her shirt, though not much else. Yet. "The latter's usually how these go, isn't it?"

Sudden, unexplained nudity was a thing with Torchwood Three.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

And there was Dawn, who had been casually making her way to the beach. Towel slung over her shoulder, with her bag containing sunscreen, water, melt-proof snacks, stakes, and trashy book in her hand.

She was a California girl who hadn't been to a warm beach in way too long.

She did, however, stop dead when she saw her best friend doing...whatever it was she was doing.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"We mutiny!" Rikku anounced, pumping a fist in the air. "Against ... clothes, and people wearing them, and ... uh ... some other stuff! I don't remember?"

She hadn't even had that much to drink. Still a lightweight.

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[cheerbuffy.livejournal.com]

"Daaaaawn!" Buffy said happily. She was being very bouncy, things were... definitely bouncing. Which wee!her would have been pleased to know. "YOU'RE HERE!"

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[kenselvren]

Jalian was running earlier than usual this morning, since she had class later. She paused and blinked at the sight, then cocked her head. "I thought this timeline insisted upon clothes always?"

Was that changing? That would be a fine thing!

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[the_merriest]

"We mutiny!" Rikku announced. "We don't listen to their rules about clothing! We're gonna go ... um ... spraypaint something! Somewhere! With our nudity!"

Probably not with their nudity, exactly.

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[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

You only wished you'd look so good when you were naked and Yzma's age (age: HELLA OLD).

Or not. Sorry about the hysterical blindness, folks.

Well, she's not.

"And no has yet turned into a cow!" Yzma cackled.

Shh, in her world, those things happened with more regularity than should be expected.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"They sure haven't!" Rikku said, trying not to -- directly look at --

Okay, right, plenty of Al Bhed people had a generous idea of what counted as being "clothed," that usually meaning "around 10% of your body is covered, and pick what 10% entirely at random." So she was plenty used to old-people skin, just, you know.

"Hoooo," she said. "You, uh, you're really letting it all hang out there, huh?"

Yzma was still a lot to take in, was the thing.

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"OW MY EYES!"

Hi there, Luke. Very Jedi of you.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"You'll recover," Dawn giggled, lobbing a piece of chalk at him. "How often do we get to do this anymore?"

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[wannabehunter]

"At least it's not your dad."

Sure Jo could have at least greeted him since it was the first time she'd seen him in forever, but, look, you didn't forget your boyfriend being traumatised for life the morning after you'd first had sex.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"Naked mutinies are not for the faint of heart," Rikku said. As if she wasn't, you know, staring in horror at Yzma, too.

Look, she'd been drinking, it had all just sort of snowballed, okay?

"Join us!" she said. "Help us think up something to mutiny against!"

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[wannabehunter]

When you grew up in a roadhouse, especially one for Hunters, you got an instinct for when drunk people were doing stupid things.

Doubly so when they had to pass your room to reach the elevator.

"This is gonna end well."

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"Oh, it totally isn't," Rikku announced cheerfully. "We usually don't get arrested, though. Maybe we will this time!"

It was so cute, getting arrested on this world. They took pictures and locked you in a room and said Very Serious things with Very Serious faces, and then they tucked you in for a good night's sleep.

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[cheerbuffy.livejournal.com]

One of the Buffies was here! Giggling and bouncing, but not, in fact, completely naked, just very scantily dressed.

Because she had been overcome by Yzma's... Yzma-ness.

Clearly she could never compete with that so it was better not to try.

Yes.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[the_merriest]

"We mutiny!" Rikku announced, doing some bouncing of her own.

Less than she'd like. It was hard not to have a complex, especially when you hung out with Lulu, whose boobs had their own zip codes. But Reno seemed fine with it, so there.

"We should have brought more drinks," she decided. Because clearly, there hadn't been enough alcohol in this bad decision parade.

Re: Leaving the Hotel

[not_in_the_book]

After an incredibly enjoyable evening -- between drinking with Reno and then running into Sparkle, Ronan was pretty pleased with his Sunday night -- Ronan decided that it was a good idea to go out for some breakfast things.

He might have gotten a little distracted on the way.

"... Every time I leave," he said, grinning. "I tell myself, 'No, it can't actually be like that all the time,' and then I come back and prove myself wrong. I truly have missed this place."

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[cheerbuffy.livejournal.com]

"I REMEMBER YOU!" And that was a tiny blonde in a low cut white tank and blue panties with flowers on them bouncing up to him. "HI!"

She may have had a couple few substantial amount of alcohol in her system. She was very cheerful right now.

Outside a ... Warehouse?

[the_merriest]

There were all kinds of abandoned ones, here. So let's ... pick one at random, and ... you know. Something?

OOC

[the_merriest]

In the gogremlins chat, someone called it the Room of Bad Decisions, and I got inspired.

We were gonna offer to have the po-po crash in and arrest people, but completely spaced on actually mentioning it to the cop folks until after the police station post went up with empty cells. SORRY. If anyone Official (or non-official) wants to scare people off and make them run for their lives, FEEL FREE.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW.

Re: OOC

[the_merriest]

We just had a brief power outage here. This does not sound that bad --

but I spent this afternoon watching a Let's Play of Five Nights at Freddy's

NOT COOL, UNIVERSE

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Feel free to graffiti Barry's warehouse. :)

[the_merriest]

ON IT!