http://fracknotfrak.livejournal.com/ (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
fracknotfrak.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomtownies2015-09-29 09:34 am
fracknotfrak.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtownies2015-09-29 09:34 am
Entry tags:
Trooper Station - Tuesday
Today was your typical day at the station with the typical residents calling in to complain about nothing in particular.
"Yes, ma'am. I understand. You have an overabundance of bananas in your kitchen."
Really nothing.
"Are you sure there isn't a real crime you need to report? Theft? Murder? Jaywalking?"
Vic really didn't care for these calls.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am but maybe the island thinks you need more potassium. Call again when you have an actual crime."
"Yes, ma'am. I understand. You have an overabundance of bananas in your kitchen."
Really nothing.
"Are you sure there isn't a real crime you need to report? Theft? Murder? Jaywalking?"
Vic really didn't care for these calls.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am but maybe the island thinks you need more potassium. Call again when you have an actual crime."