fandomtownies | Fandom Trooper Station, Thursday

After a series of complaints, Jessica went out to bring in a poor, gremlin-venomed person until they were back to normal. Really, this was one of the worst gremlin bites she had ever seen since he really got into the costume. His hair was held up through means known only to cosmetic science and he had carved a jack o'lantern face into either side of the hair. From his cell, his rapping could still be heard.

"Pumpkin spice, spice baby
Pumpkin spice, spice baby
Pumpkin spice, spice baby..."

Jessica turned to Ralph. "The worst part is that it's the only part of the song he knows," she sighed. She looked at her coffee. She couldn't drink it. Pumpkin spice was ruined for her today.