The Arms Hotel, Tuesday

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

With the holidays approaching, Mary was trying to eat healthy. But maybe she was taking things just a little too far when she suggested that Gunther substitute scrambled tofu for the eggs that were normally on her room service tray. She had no idea that Gunther would react so violently to the suggestion -- or that he would lecture her at the top of his lungs for hours as she tried to get some work done at the front desk.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Today's Specials
Scrambled <unreadable smudge>
Hash Browns
Turkey Bacon
Turkey Sausage

[Open! The OCD is jogging off the extra calories.]