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Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-02-14 05:50 pm

The Devil's Nest, Sunday night

The sign in front of Devil's Nest read:

Sure, come to a bar for Valentine's Day. What do we care.

Eric'd jacked up the prices on weird chocolate-flavored drinks becuase that was what he did, but Tiny would give you a good deal on Jaegermeister if you looked like you neded some.

The Devil's Nest was open, and the vampire was around, smiling at a box of dirt with more expression than that sort of gift should inspire.

[OOC: Open, no OCD!]

[identity profile] thisguyright.livejournal.com 2016-02-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Fred wasn't Speed Demon. He didn't have to hit the bar for chicks regularly. Fred had more control than that.

But sometimes he wanted to because his balls were so blue they could be mistaken for an X-Man. And on those days, he... found a bar without a bunch of sad, single women. God. Damn. It.

"Driiiiiiiiiiiiinks," he demanded of Tiny. Whatever. He would just assert some self control later. Yes, that was a euphemism. Now you read it and have to deal with that.