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Freedom Arms | Tuesday

A shipment of various hot pink firearms had come in today and for the life of him York could not remember ordering it. Maybe he had done the inventory order drunk again. It was entirely possible.

[Remembered it was Tuesday for once. No OCD]
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[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't drunk order things, York. You'll end up hating drunk you when they arrive.

"What the hell?"

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"What?" he asked, looking around. "What's wrong?"

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I didn't order them," York lied. "They just showed up here."

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's nothing wrong with pink," he said. "People who like pink need guns too."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"This many guns?" It was possible, but also unlikely.

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"If they're the Freelancer type of chicks then, yeah."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"So maybe three women on island."

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have to keep my customer base happy," he joked. "What are you doing here?"

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"The island is deserted." And he could only spend so much time with his cats.

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I noticed," York said. "I think it's some sort of holiday."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Must be nice." If only they'd gone to Space Florida instead.

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If York didn't have his helmet on Wash would have gotten to see such an eye roll. "Yes, because I'm sure you're so busy with your cats."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-23 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"One of them has special needs!" And another was legitimately trying to murder him.

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"...what kind of special needs?" 'Cause being a jerk didn't count. All cats were jerks.

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that was true. Cats only wanted to be fed and worshiped.

"One has kidney problems."

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You mean it pees everywhere."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Basically yes.

"Not everywhere."

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Did a vet say the cat has a kidney problem or are you making excuses?" he asked.

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes a vet said that," Wash snapped. "The vet at the shelter."

He didn't realize that wasn't a vet. And that they just wanted to get rid of the cats.

[identity profile] no-i-in-york.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh," York murmured. "I bet your apartment smells great."

[identity profile] worstofalltime.livejournal.com 2016-02-24 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It was why Wash hadn't realized something was off last week. He never took the armor off because of that smell.

"I'm working on it."
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