http://halfaclink.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-07-14 12:11 pm
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Back at the Duck Pond, Thursday afternoon

After far too many ruined bottles of liquor, Frank returned to the scene of the crime against nature and alcohol.

"You chaos duck horse thing, I hope you're happy that you've driven me to this. I'm thirsty, and the only choice I have left besides lemonade is to drink WATER," Frank yelled for all the park to hear.

He trotted angrily to the edge of the water, dipped his mouth in, and was surprised and horrified to see the entire pond turn a faded yellow color. Sure enough, the entire pond was now lemonade.

"This wasn't funny before and it's somehow even less funny now," Frank muttered.

[OOC: For interaction this time, sure, but with maaaaassive SP warnings.]
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thatwaslucky: (super serious)

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-14 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Rey was still out, with a chocolate rain loud hovering over her head.

"It's probably full of disease," she said, looking out at the lemonade lake.

[identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com 2016-07-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Worse. Life gave me lemons and all I can make is lemonade," Frank noted.
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thatwaslucky: (frown)

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-15 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
"At least it gave you that. It didn't give me anything," Rey complained.

Except possibly an infection if she tried to swim in Lake Lemonade.

[identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com 2016-07-15 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I can tell you where to find an incredible stash of alcohol if so it doesn't go to waste," Frank offered.
thatwaslucky: (gotta say no)

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"No," she said, "that way only lies liver damage."

Rey was no fun right now. None at all.

[identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com 2016-07-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
"And a great time BEFORE the liver damage sets in. And what did your liver ever do for you anyway?" Frank asked. "But a horse can only lead a person to alcohol. I can't make you drink."
thatwaslucky: (you're not cute)

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
"And so far you've only led me to lemonade," Rey pointed out.

[identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com 2016-07-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"It was a metaphor. And you said no to the liquor!" Frank retorted.
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[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-15 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't yell at me, I'm having a very hard day!" Rey told him.

[identity profile] halfaclink.livejournal.com 2016-07-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm a pony who turns things into lemonade. I think my day is worse," Frank suggested.
thatwaslucky: (frown)

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2016-07-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Then... maybe life in general is terrible!" Rey shot back.
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