fandomtownies | Fandom Trooper Station, Thursday

Jessica was still a human, but there was definitely something different today. She just couldn't figure out what.

It wasn't long into her day of work that the troopers started coming to her to report things going missing. First were the staplers. Then some of the weapons. Then two lamps. Security cameras. And Ralph was knocked out and his pants were stolen.

Jessica filled out each and every one of these reports and then, when no one was looking, she hid them under her desk along with everything else she had stolen.

She was a kleptomaniac now, one with a strategic mind and a wonderfully stealthy grab bag of powers. A good cop broken bad. Fandom? Watch your stuff.

[OOC: Open station. And open notice: if you want Jessica to steal anything - either in a post or handwavily - please let me know!]