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The Arms Hotel, Monday
Having worked in Las Vegas, there were a lot of things that Mary had seen that she wished she could un-see. The hotel rooms that were destroyed after epicly bad bachelor parties, the brothers who passed out in the lounge after playing craps for 96 hours straight, the time Danny and Delinda snuck out during a mandatory workplace harassment seminar and Mary was dumb enough to check on what they were up to...
When Gunther was late for his shift that morning, Mary probably should have called first to see what was going on. But his room was just down the hallway from the lobby, and it seemed just as easy to pop in to see if he had overslept. Only Gunther was wide awake and very, very occupied in something that Mary wished she could forget she'd ever seen.
With her face as red as her hair, Mary rushed back to the front desk. She took a minute to compose herself, then used the house phone to call Gunther's room. "Please take some time off until you clean all oil off yourself. And really, the Tongan flag-bearer look doesn't work for you unless you're an Olympian with the body to pull it off," she informed Gunther, then hung up.
Welcome to the Arms Hotel.
Today's Specials:
We hope you like take-out. Menus at the front desk.
[Open! No OCD today.]
When Gunther was late for his shift that morning, Mary probably should have called first to see what was going on. But his room was just down the hallway from the lobby, and it seemed just as easy to pop in to see if he had overslept. Only Gunther was wide awake and very, very occupied in something that Mary wished she could forget she'd ever seen.
With her face as red as her hair, Mary rushed back to the front desk. She took a minute to compose herself, then used the house phone to call Gunther's room. "Please take some time off until you clean all oil off yourself. And really, the Tongan flag-bearer look doesn't work for you unless you're an Olympian with the body to pull it off," she informed Gunther, then hung up.
Today's Specials:
We hope you like take-out. Menus at the front desk.
[Open! No OCD today.]