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Kanan Jarrus, The Last Padawan ([personal profile] uncertain_dume) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-12-18 08:49 am

Luke's, Sunday

Kanan was wearing his jacket today to work. The long, heavy duster that he'd permanently borrowed from the Boards during Dr. Lecter's attempted-wedding-turned-Halloween-party. It was warm, which was a great counterpoint to the cold outside, sure. But that wasn't why he was refusing to take it off. Of course the staff, all clad in horrible sweaters of their own, were all taking it upon themselves to speculate as to what his shirt had turned into that made him willing to broil alive the entire day, rather than just shuck a layer and suck it up with the rest of them.

So far, the guesses ranged from fairly tame (is it a reindeer? with an actual light-up nose?) to outright absurd (it's a naked woman! it's a naked man?), but nobody had ever really come close. And Kanan, who around noon had started making excuses to head into the freezer to get things for the kitchen, wasn't giving them an inch either way just because the island thought it was funny.

Today's Specials:
Half off your meal if you guess at what's on Kanan's shirt!


"... I'm not getting involved in this. Do we need more frozen berries?"

The cook looked dubiously at the growing pile of thawing food on the counter that he was going to have to put to use already.

"No."
vdistinctive: (j'accuse-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"The hell're you emptyin' out my freezer for?"

Eliot's own island-provided sweater was pretty low-key, but still pissed him off pretty well. (He was average height, dammit! It wasn't his fault everyone on this damn island had to top six feet.) He was too used to the island's version of holiday cheer to bother giving much of a shit.
vdistinctive: (humoring you-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"And why're you lookin' for an excuse to be in the freezer?"

He could always try feeding the polar bears.
vdistinctive: (oh honey-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"There is no way your sweater's really that bad."
vdistinctive: (innocent-faces)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've noticed you ain't where you come from anymore, right?" Eliot said. He'd get it if Kanan ever explained it properly -- he was a survivor of a purge, gone into hiding, the words on the shirt could be a threat to his life -- but Kanan wasn't that good at communicating.
vdistinctive: (humoring you-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well. Just so long as you know." Eliot was giving you that look again, Kanan. That "you're an overgrown fifteen year old" look. "So -- there a reason why you had to chose the heaviest thing you own to cover the thing with?"
vdistinctive: (eyebrow-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Am I not payin' you enough to go shopping?" Eliot asked. "Ya want multiple options in this area. It'll roll from jacket- to parka-weather in the matter of a couple hours." Eliot's eyebrow crept up as he got an idea. "This sweater, it too big to be covered with a scarf?"

Hardison had a metric ton of decorative scarves that wouldn't require going in and out of freezing weather to stay comfortable in.
vdistinctive: (idea-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"It can be 70 degrees out with two feet of snow on the ground," Eliot said. "Winter weather in this area . . . bounces." He nodded to the freezer door. "You put the stuff that's still frozen out here away, and I'll go see what I can find."
vdistinctive: (cavalry-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"No problem, kid." They were getting along too well there for a second. "Do me a favor next time, and find yourself a coping strategy that doesn't waste a buncha food."

He smirked and headed off. For all that Hardison could barely even look at this place these days, he still had plenty of stuff lying around. Kanan was going to have his choice of decorative scarves.

[Hardison's things modded permissibly]
vdistinctive: (idea-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It was totally bonding. Eliot didn't bother teasing people he didn't like.

He came back downstairs with two options and tossed them to Kanan the next time he made his way out of the freezer. "We can try 'em in my office if you like. Hate to ruin the staff's specials by givin' the secret away."
vdistinctive: (eyebrow-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's got junk on the sleeves?"

Seriously, this island had issues.
vdistinctive: (contemplative-face)

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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2016-12-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously man." Eliot closed the door behind them. The office was a decent size. And rather more full of bladed weapons than was typical for a restaurant management office.

Also, darts.

"What is so terrible about this sweater? I figured it just said somethin' wrong, but the pattern's an issue?"

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