Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [05/30].

[merchant_of_miracles]

Someone (hint: it was not Apu) had somehow managed to put in an order for about a hundred cases of choco-chips instead of ten, but, to be fair, the Merchant of Miracles was really, really not very familiar with computers, which he'd argue simply weren't made for fingers as long and dexterous and sticky as his own. When Nahasapeemapedilon had suggested maybe they put them on sale to move 'em faster, the Merchant was about ready to hand over his walking papers. This guy and his sales, what was the world coming to? So, after a lot of chin stroking and pacing, and conferring with the "unicorns," he felt he'd come up with a pretty good solution to maybe move some of those choco-chips.

HAPPY NATIONAL CHOCO-CHIP DAY!
Get your choco-chips now before they're gone.
Make choco-chip pancakes, cookies, smoothies, ice cream, you name it!
Only place to get the best choco-chips on island!

He was pretty sure something as stupid as a national choco-chip day would never actually exist (hint: he was wrong, and had missed it by fifteen days), but, man, people would fall for anything if you pretended to believe it hard enough.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Choco-chip Muffin
Choco-Chip and Banana
Red

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Comments

Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/30.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/30.

[merchant_of_miracles]

You know what you need with that deodorant and shampoo? Choco-chips.

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/30.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Mr. Fancycakes is a very classy goat unicorn. He'll only have his choco-chips if prepared in pancakes, not just by the bagful like some heathen.

The Other One...well....what do you think?

OOC -- T&C, 05/30.

[merchant_of_miracles]

So....

who wants to make some choco-chip pancakes for me?