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fandomtownies2017-06-09 01:45 pm
livingartifact) wrote in fandomtownies2017-06-09 01:45 pm
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The Magic Box, Friday
The cupboard under the register had a little sign on it reading "Adults 18+". Jenkins was at least that by rather a lot, so he simply shrugged and opened it up.
Only to find a pair of chipmunks having . . . relations.
"Terribly sorry," Jenkins said, when the chipmunk on top looked up and shook a tiny chipmunk fist at him. "I ought to have guessed. Though, if I could just reach past you a moment to get the glass cleaner. . . ?"
The chipmunk on bottom looked up and fluttered its tiny little eyelashes at him.
"On second thought, I think I can wait until you're done."
Jenkins closed the cabinet, looked over at his rather dingy looking glass display case, and sighed.
Fandom was probably better off not buying those particular trinkets today, anyway.
[open!]
Only to find a pair of chipmunks having . . . relations.
"Terribly sorry," Jenkins said, when the chipmunk on top looked up and shook a tiny chipmunk fist at him. "I ought to have guessed. Though, if I could just reach past you a moment to get the glass cleaner. . . ?"
The chipmunk on bottom looked up and fluttered its tiny little eyelashes at him.
"On second thought, I think I can wait until you're done."
Jenkins closed the cabinet, looked over at his rather dingy looking glass display case, and sighed.
Fandom was probably better off not buying those particular trinkets today, anyway.
[open!]