fandomtownies | Trooper Station, Friday

Look, Liam had spent three years working security for some of the biggest targets on the planet, he knew better than to touch suspicious-looking boxes that just appeared. Especially ones that included labels like "ARM/DISARM" and "FIRE".

Ralph, on the other hand, was much more cavalier about such things.

"This is Fandom," he pointed out, as he reached for the FIRE switch. "It's probably just glitter."

And that's why the interior of Liam's office (and Liam himself, unfortunately) was currently coated in flour.