Luke's, Monday

[vdistinctive]

"If it doesn't use chickpeas, it's not hummus!"

For once, Eliot wasn't the one yelling about food in the Luke's kitchen.

"What about this one, then?" the busboy asked. "It uses peas."

"Chickpeas!" the dishwasher said again. "You know, like garbanzo beans?! That's just mushy peas!"

"This one uses beans."

"Those are black beans!"

The dishwasher looked despairingly towards Eliot for help. Eliot smirked and shrugged. "You gotta pick your battles, man," he told him. "This could definitely be worse."

"Ooo, we should make this one! Pumpkin hummus!"

"That's a jam!!!"

Today's specials
English pea hummus
Black bean hummus
Pumpkin hummus
Hummus veggie wraps made with actual hummus OH MY GOD

Luke's was open.

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[vdistinctive]

Where do you fall on the hummus debate?

Talk to Eliot

[vdistinctive]

Eliot actually agrees with the dishwasher.

He will never, ever tell him.

OOC

[vdistinctive]

I have a basil-and-pesto hummus snack to bring to work with me today. I am very pleased with myself.

Re: OOC

[heroic_jawline]

Did you run into my cousin? He has the "HUMMUS MEANS CHICKPEA IN ARABIC" rant down to an art.

Re: OOC

[intotheout]

Is he a commenter on Jezebel? 'Cause that's where I last saw folks ranting. . . . ;D

Re: OOC

[heroic_jawline]

....it's entirely possible :D