"I mean, there aren't even many little kids on the island," Sparkle noted, "but it is totally possible to hit every living space and business in one night, like, easy. You guys could be the cool house with the full-size chocolate bars. Every kid likes the cool house with the full-size chocolate bars."

He paused.

"The cool houses are less likely to get egged, anyway."

Sparkle had always been the little jackass with the carton of eggs.