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Quark ([personal profile] wouldbenagus) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2017-12-08 11:23 am
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Quark's, Friday

There were several dozen santa hats already covering the ground as Quark flung down another one.

Ineffectively, of course. Another immediately appeared on his head.

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!" he shrieked, jumping around in a circle and flailing his arms in the general vicinity of his head. "Get it off get it off get it off!"

"That's forty-nine," one of the dabo girls said. "Pay up."

The bouncer sighed and handed her a wad of cash. "I thought for sure he'd pass out by hat number 48."

"C'mon, fifty-two!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

Welcome to Quarks!
Food! Drinks! Games! Holosuites!
NOW HIRING
The boss doesn't always scream
This is a special occasion


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