Fantasy Costco | Tuesday

[taakosgoodhere]

Taako didn't know where all this free food was coming from, but he sure as hell knew he wasn't gonna eat it. He was too cautious for that. However, he would sell it to his customers.

Welcome to Fantasy Costco
Item of the Day
This Stuff I Found In My Shoes And Drawers
Exactly what it says

[OCD-free and excuse my SP as I'm running errands like an adult or something]

Comments

[magnusrushesin]

"Do you have some magic to clean jelly out of my leapin' loafers?" Because he didnt look before getting dressed.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Yup." Did that mean he was gonna use it? Nope.

[magnusrushesin]

Rude! Magnus brought you a latte and everything!

"Oh, thank Pan. I don't think the dry cleaner handles magic items."

[taakosgoodhere]

"Are you actually wearing the shoes?" he asked.

[magnusrushesin]

"...yes? I mean. They really complete the look." If you listened closely, you might be able to hear a noise very reminiscent of the Jizz Cave when he walked.

[taakosgoodhere]

...

"You're walking around in donut boots?"

[magnusrushesin]

"I took the donuts out! It's just... messy."

And he was ridiculous.

[taakosgoodhere]

Taako sighed. "Okay, take off your boots then."

[magnusrushesin]

"I brought you coffee," he wheeled, putting the overly sweet monstrosity down before slipping his loafers off.

[taakosgoodhere]

"And that is why I'm performing this service without calling you an idiot." With an extravagant flair of the umbrastaff, he cleared the boots of jelly.

However he would do nothing about Magnus' socks.

[magnusrushesin]

"You just did, though."

He wiggled his toes forlornly.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Did not." He just implied it. He took a sip of his drink. "Did you know Starbucks is making Candlenights frapps? It looks like a tree."

[magnusrushesin]

"They don't even call it Candlenights." Which was weird and awful. "I'll get one for you next time. They have a good message board for jobs there."

And missing dog posters that made him very, very sad.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Getting tired of teaching?" he asked.

[magnusrushesin]

"I feel like I'm getting rusty is all." All this non-adventuring.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Can you just yell and charge at your students?" he asked.

[magnusrushesin]

"Yeah, but that's not very nice. And some of them are nervous types."

Which he basically only cared about because they were kids. And he might not get paid. Adults... all the more fun to mess with.

[taakosgoodhere]

"But it's fun to scare kids." Ask Agnes!

[magnusrushesin]

Yeah, but that was Ango. He needed a little toughening up.

"Maybe," he granted Taako. "Maybe we should try Craigslist again."

[taakosgoodhere]

Because that ended well the last time. "Oooor maybe you could learn to relax?"

[magnusrushesin]

Magnus gave him the saddest of looks. Like a surly kicked puppy.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Carve more ducks or something!"

[magnusrushesin]

"We could steal shit," he suggested. "You like that. And I need to practice my rogue skills."

[taakosgoodhere]

Damn you for knowing him so well, Magnus.

"I do like to loot," he admitted. "I could get behind that."

[magnusrushesin]

He was using his powers for evil!

"See? We just need to find something to rob that isn't, like, medicine for kids."

[taakosgoodhere]

"What good would medicine for kids do me?" He didn't loot useless bullshit!

[magnusrushesin]

"Okay, fair. But that's, like, the line we're not crossing."

Stealing from dead relatives was cool, though.