fandomtownies | Trooper Station, Friday

There were jokes to be made about police station coffee, but they usually involved how terrible it was.

Unless you were in Fandom, where apparently the joke was actually a bizarre form of roulette involving the desk drawers. Which Liam discovered when he went rummaging for a pen and found, instead, a chocolate bar with a vaguely coffee-flavored taste.

Then fifteen minutes later, Ralph was filing some paperwork and opened the filing cabinet only to find a drawer full of actual, literal coffee.

There wasn't any logic into which drawers had chocolate and which had coffee, and Liam was just hoping this was temporary, honestly, because while the chocolate wasn't bad, the coffee was... messy. And also there was probably important stuff in those drawers.