Fantasy Costco | Tuesday

[taakosgoodhere]

Taako had fallen down a (metaphorical) Kardashian hole and was now spending his shift researching them with the voracity of a graduate student writing their thesis. He must find a way to meet his new heroes.

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Lens of Straight Creeping
A monocle that once a day allows the user to see the footprints of a specific person or creature that has been in the area

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[magnusrushesin]

It would probably be an adventure worthy of a live show.

"Hey, do you think I should buy a cool battle wagon?"

Because that one from earlier in the day was super tight.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Where would you buy one?" he asked. "Everybody drives those lame things."

Cars, Taako. They were cars.

[magnusrushesin]

"..I could build one." Shaped like a duck.

[taakosgoodhere]

"Sounds more reasonable," Taako said. "Wait...do you know how to build one?"

[magnusrushesin]

"I could figure it out!" If he rolled well enough.

[taakosgoodhere]

Ah, yes, leave it to the dice. Might get lucky.

"Gonna use the same animal?"

[magnusrushesin]

He always got lucky with those dice. Mostly when no one else was around to see it.

"Yeah," he said, nodding along with it. "Yeah. A bear bike sounds pretty awesome."

[taakosgoodhere]

"It's good to keep up with your aesthetic," Taako said, nodding approvingly.

[magnusrushesin]

"With a mongoose and owl side-car," he suggested. Because his buddies. His buddies.

[taakosgoodhere]

"You need to carve sweet helmets for us too." He wished his still had his old mongoose mask. He looked like a badass in it.

[magnusrushesin]

See, that's why you should keep tract of your inventory. "I can do that now! It'll be a late Candlenights gift."

[taakosgoodhere]

"Oh, right." He had forgotten about that. "I got you something too."

Just give him a second to think about what to get.

[magnusrushesin]

They all had forgotten about that.

"Is it those fancy cookies again? Because those were awesome."

[taakosgoodhere]

"No, not this year." Taako look over at the stack of Kardashian-filled magazines sitting on the counter. "I got you sacred texts. About five sisters and their fat brother."

[magnusrushesin]

"This isn't a trick tract, right?" Because he hated the ones Merpe gave him.

[taakosgoodhere]

"No, it's pretty cool," Taako said, handing a stack of magazines over. "Some of them have fake butts."

[magnusrushesin]

"Well, if the fake butts make them happy," he replied loyally. This would end in tears and some sort of internet fight.