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fandomtownies2018-02-09 02:39 pm
wouldbenagus) wrote in fandomtownies2018-02-09 02:39 pm
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Quark's, Friday
The holosuites were malfunctioning. Considering that Quark had been running them without Rom around to maintain them now for months, it was probably a minor miracle that they hadn't started malfunctioning before now.
"So they're duplicating characters," Quark said to the complaining NPC. "Congratulations, sir, you're getting twice the holonovel for the price of one!"
"It means there are twice as many bad guys to fight!" the man said. "I can't keep up with them all!"
"It seems to me," said Quark. "That the problem here is your choice of genre. You're going for an adventure when you clearly should be running a romance! Tell you what, switch over to one of my Risan dating simulators, you'll be enjoying yourself in no time." He patted the man on the back and ushered him back into the holosuite. "I'll even throw in an extra ten minutes on your hour, free of charge. How about that? Alright, enjoy, sir! And don't forget to get yourself a snack at the bar when you're done!"
Welcome to Quarks!
Holosuite special: Romantic getaways 10% off!
Limited time offer only, so get them while they're hot!
Quark shook his head. "If anything, I should be charging extra per character. People around here don't understand the value of a good deal."
Quark's was open.
"So they're duplicating characters," Quark said to the complaining NPC. "Congratulations, sir, you're getting twice the holonovel for the price of one!"
"It means there are twice as many bad guys to fight!" the man said. "I can't keep up with them all!"
"It seems to me," said Quark. "That the problem here is your choice of genre. You're going for an adventure when you clearly should be running a romance! Tell you what, switch over to one of my Risan dating simulators, you'll be enjoying yourself in no time." He patted the man on the back and ushered him back into the holosuite. "I'll even throw in an extra ten minutes on your hour, free of charge. How about that? Alright, enjoy, sir! And don't forget to get yourself a snack at the bar when you're done!"
Holosuite special: Romantic getaways 10% off!
Limited time offer only, so get them while they're hot!
Quark shook his head. "If anything, I should be charging extra per character. People around here don't understand the value of a good deal."
Quark's was open.
Food and drink
Games
Holosuites
* all Quark's™ hologram girls are certified non-sentient. Successful romances not guaranteed. See store for details.
OOC