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fandomtownies2018-02-25 11:14 am
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Demon Marcus, Sunday
If Sparkle was sitting up atop the counter at Demon Marcus today, well, there was a reason for that.
A little green reason, that was lurking around the floor, looking up at him and occasionally gnashing its teeth viciously.
"No way," Sparkle said.
"Bitey! Chompy!" the gremlin said back.
"You already chewed the shit out of my mannequins, I think that means you lost your 'chomping Sparkle' privileges."
The gremlin didn't seem convinced.
Demon Marcus was open. Mind the gremlin.
[OOC: Open!]
A little green reason, that was lurking around the floor, looking up at him and occasionally gnashing its teeth viciously.
"No way," Sparkle said.
"Bitey! Chompy!" the gremlin said back.
"You already chewed the shit out of my mannequins, I think that means you lost your 'chomping Sparkle' privileges."
The gremlin didn't seem convinced.
Demon Marcus was open. Mind the gremlin.
[OOC: Open!]

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"Hey." He frowned. "Why are you up on the counter?"
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"CHOMPY BITEY CHOMPY BITEY!!!"
"... Gremlin."
Sorry, Peter. Your ankle was getting super attacked, now.
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It didn't seem inclined to, screeching and squirming, He shifted his hand and arm into iron and scowled at it, waiting.
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"Yeah, he's been prowling around all morning. Uh. You okay there?"
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Sparkle watched as the gremlin tried experimentally gnawing on the bars of the cage.
"Yeah, I don't think he's gonna listen.
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The gremlin snarled loudly one last time, then started...sulking?
Peter turned to Sparkle. "So hi, how are you?"
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Sparkle had numerous knives on his person, but he didn't want to kill the thing just because it was being a dick.
"How about you?"
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"Come back and mingle with we common folk?" He chuckled as he slid back down to the floor. "Why, Peter, I'm honoured."
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"Living around here has made me both not notice when things are all over the place, and way more aware of how weird it is for people who are new here," Sparkle mused. "You haven't lived until someone's come in and yelled at you because you didn't offer them a dressing room to change their gloves in."
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Thumping her over the head would end badly.
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"Speak up when she does something shitty. Don't just let it sit. She might not like it, but if she's going to be stuck here, she's got to get it through her spoiled head. Not just for her sake, either. She calls everyone that isn't Radchaai uncivilized and doesn't give a shit that it's insulting, because why would she? It isn't like anyone but civilized people deserve consideration."
He wrinkled his nose a little.
"Really convenient that she's the only one here she considers civilized. Means she doesn't have to ever be held accountable for her own bullshit."
Sparkle did not intend to let her bullshit slide, ever. So it was unfortunate for Seivarden that she seemed to have latched on to him for some reason.
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At least Seivarden wasn't killing people.
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"Thanks," Sparkle replied. "Like... I'd originally banned her from my shop not because she was rude to me, but because I would hate to have to fucking murder somebody if they came in and did anything to upset my employee. Ever."
He didn't exactly have a wealth of experience with murder. It would probably get messy. He might have to ask Hannibal how to deal with a body. And there was a conversation he never wanted to have. So.
"But if I'm the only one telling her that she's a fucking shithead, she'll just find excuses not to listen. It's like a dog who shits on the floor. If only one person rubs their nose in it, the dog is just going to learn not to shit on the floor when that person is around, and that's all."
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"I've tried to explain being nice, and I'll keep doing it," Peter promised. "But it might take something big to shake her out of it."
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He shrugged a little.
"Maybe with little small words..."
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"A lot of ego, too." Sparkle shrugged. "But either she'll figure it out, or she'll piss off the wrong person and find herself holding her own spleen. I guess we'll see what comes first."