Norman Babcock (
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fandomtownies2018-07-03 06:57 am
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The Magic Box, Tuesday
So, this was life at the Magic Box without Jenkins.
Norman sighed as he walked in for his shift today. There was another shipment of new stock in, and he was going to have to check it over for dangerous items, label it, price it, and put it either out on the shelves or into a safe place in the back room just in case...
He pulled out the packing slip and squinted at it.
"One hundred percent sustainably sourced, non-GMO, cruelty-free monkey paws?" He squinted even more. "How does that even work?"
He got his answer when he opened the box and was immediately tackled by a dozen squirrel monkeys.
Oh.
[OOC: ... Idek. Open with work slowplay caveat!]
Norman sighed as he walked in for his shift today. There was another shipment of new stock in, and he was going to have to check it over for dangerous items, label it, price it, and put it either out on the shelves or into a safe place in the back room just in case...
He pulled out the packing slip and squinted at it.
"One hundred percent sustainably sourced, non-GMO, cruelty-free monkey paws?" He squinted even more. "How does that even work?"
He got his answer when he opened the box and was immediately tackled by a dozen squirrel monkeys.
Oh.
[OOC: ... Idek. Open with work slowplay caveat!]

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He walked through the door, looked down at the boy covered in monkeys, and raised his eyebrows. "Oh, dear."
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"... Hello, welcome to the Magic Box, how can I help you today?"
He was a diligent magic shop employee, at least.
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That really was the best answer he had for you, Bob. He didn't seem terribly thrilled about this arrangement himself, at least.
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"If I ever open a box and get attacked by magic monkeys, I'm quitting," Norman decided, ever so carefully attempting to sit up. This mostly ended with him sitting, monkeys perching on his head and shoulders and knees.
Sigh.
"I'll admit I'm kind of tempted to do that right now."
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Norman sighed and waved a hand up at a monkey on his head to stop it from grabbing his ear.
"Because I need the job."
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He paused, and then glanced past Bob toward the book selection.
"And, um. Because it's educational."
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"Completely untrained," Norman replied, fidgeting a little. "It's hereditary, but it skips generations, so my mom didn't have it, her father's brother did."
...
"And he was kind of crazy."
Even for a seer.
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"What's so fragile about it? We just see things most people can't." He paused, and then added, "though I haven't figured out yet how everyone can see you."
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Then there were the visions. Which weren't real, weren't actually there in the moment. But they had happened, once. They were, in a way, real, too.
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... And now he was concerned, suddenly, that maybe he should be.
The visions were starting to worry him, now.
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He nodded again, this time indicating the books. "If there are decent ones over there, that's a good start. Training is another. How much magical sense do you have apart from what you see?"
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"Magical sense?"
Look, these weren't conversations that people tended to willingly get into with him.
"How do you mean?"
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"I just... knew."
That was very descriptive, Norman.
"Everything I can do is attuned to the dead, as far as I can tell," he added, a moment later. "My former employer here is immortal. It was so much the opposite effect that I never could manage to even look at him for long."
But the dead? Like a magnet.
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"Of things that happened, ways people died," he explained. "I don't have control over when I get those. Or what I see in them."
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"Maybe proximity, a bit," he ventured, "but mostly they just happen when they need to happen. Unless by proximity you also mean time-wise..."
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He paused, and then fidgeted, and then added, "but nothing that isn't about the dead even tangentially, no."
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"I... I don't know," Norman settled on, finally. "I mean... I know of a seer who could do some pretty terrible things... but I think most of them were after she died, and I don't know if I have that same potential, or if that was just a product of her circumstances."
And since Norman had no interest in cursing people to forever wander as zombies...
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He swirled a finger in the air, bringing up a glowing yellow circle. "Light is generally the easiest. Well, light or flame, but light's less likely to burn down your house if you get overzealous."
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Norman watched the light quietly, sort of... awed by it. He certainly had never done anything like that before.
"How do you know if you can...?"
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That seemed too simple, somehow. But then, he could see the dead with no effort at all. Could speak to them likewise.
Could see through time, literally. And knew when a man was immortal simply beacuse his eyes kept trying to slip by him.
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Aggie had cursed an entire jury to eternal damnation before they'd killed her. What was a little light in comparison.
He pulled in a steadying breath.
Just bring out the light. Just like the ghosts, it was something that wanted to be seen. Maybe just... right... there. A little light, a small glow that started at his fingertips, the way Bob had done.
Faint. Greenish, where Bob's had been a vivid gold. Norman wasn't entirely certain he wasn't just seeing things now. And he was afraid to move his hand, in case it turned out he was wrong.
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"Wonderful!" he told Norman. "There, you see? You can do it."
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But it had been there, right? He hadn't been imagining it?
... Oh god, his dad could never find out. He'd freak.
"I. I guess I can do something."
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