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fandomtownies2018-10-01 09:08 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomtownies2018-10-01 09:08 am
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Trooper Station; Monday [10/01].
There was quite the commotion among the troopers that morning, after Rosa stomped in with her usual stern silence and went to go check something in the back.
"Oh, my God!"
"Diaz is wearing pink! I repeat, Diaz is wearing pink!"
"Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?"
"Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?"
"If Diaz had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb."
"Wait, hold it." Calvin felt the need to be a voice of reason here. "Stop. How come none of you teased her about it?"
"It's Diaz."
"She's scary."
"You guys are unbelievable!" Calvin groaned. "I once wore a helmet with a splash of purple. You guys called me Mr. Grapes for two years!"
"Oh, Mr. Grapes! I forgot about Mr. Grapes!"
"If I wore a pink shirt, you'd tear me to shreds."
"Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun."
"Let me guess. Your theater club is putting onGreaseOil, and you're playing a pink lady."
"What are you guys laughing at?" Rosa asked, emerging from the back to all the helmet-filtered chuckles.
"If Calvin was wearing a pink shirt."
"I get it." Even Rosa had to smirk at that, grinning as she looked Calvin up and down. "That's hilarious."
"What's happening?" Calvin threw up his arms. "Diaz is the one wearing pink!"
A silence fell over the room. Rosa's jaw tightened and she lifted her chin.
"And?" she asked, somehow managing to pronounce every single letter with cold fury.
"....it's gorgeous." Calvin cleared his throat. "I wish I could pull that off."
"Dream on, Strawberry Shortcake."
"Yeah," one of the other troopers chimed in, "nice try, Mr. Grapes."
Inciting a round of laughter that filled the whole station, as everyone settled into work for the day amid the occasional chortling chorus of "Mr. Graaaaaapes!!"
[[shamelessly cribbed from S02E21 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and so totally open. i'm so, so glad I can just rip from canon when i have no idea what to write for a post. ]]
"Oh, my God!"
"Diaz is wearing pink! I repeat, Diaz is wearing pink!"
"Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?"
"Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?"
"If Diaz had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb."
"Wait, hold it." Calvin felt the need to be a voice of reason here. "Stop. How come none of you teased her about it?"
"It's Diaz."
"She's scary."
"You guys are unbelievable!" Calvin groaned. "I once wore a helmet with a splash of purple. You guys called me Mr. Grapes for two years!"
"Oh, Mr. Grapes! I forgot about Mr. Grapes!"
"If I wore a pink shirt, you'd tear me to shreds."
"Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun."
"Let me guess. Your theater club is putting on
"What are you guys laughing at?" Rosa asked, emerging from the back to all the helmet-filtered chuckles.
"If Calvin was wearing a pink shirt."
"I get it." Even Rosa had to smirk at that, grinning as she looked Calvin up and down. "That's hilarious."
"What's happening?" Calvin threw up his arms. "Diaz is the one wearing pink!"
A silence fell over the room. Rosa's jaw tightened and she lifted her chin.
"And?" she asked, somehow managing to pronounce every single letter with cold fury.
"....it's gorgeous." Calvin cleared his throat. "I wish I could pull that off."
"Dream on, Strawberry Shortcake."
"Yeah," one of the other troopers chimed in, "nice try, Mr. Grapes."
Inciting a round of laughter that filled the whole station, as everyone settled into work for the day amid the occasional chortling chorus of "Mr. Graaaaaapes!!"
[[shamelessly cribbed from S02E21 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and so totally open. i'm so, so glad I can just rip from canon when i have no idea what to write for a post. ]]