Trooper Station; Monday [11/05].

[died8yearsago]

Since Rosa had been caught up on radio for the most part, hoping to keep tabs on any heist activity, she didn't have much to do at the station today. Pretty quiet weekend, nothing too weird going on, so that just left her with no choice but to get weirdly embroiled in the drama that was going on between the troopers.

Apparently, a virus had gotten into the server and sent out an email with everyone's search history. Rosa held out her hand for a copy so she could start reading them off.

"...undiscovered muscle?"

"I was working out and thought I saw a muscle I'd never seen before. I thought it might have been a scientific discovery."

"And, Ralph, you've got...how much fudge is in a calorie?"

"I never did find the answer, but it's a good question."

"Calvin looked up how to make desk yogurt."

"Yes, I did, and," he pulled out the progress of his desk yogurt proudly, "I am thrilled with the results. Although the jar is really hot."

"That's gross," said Rosa, "and who looked up Daniel Craig hands plus close-up?"

"You should talk; you looked up cheapest date possible."

Rosa lifted her chin loftily. "And I wear that search like a badge of honor."

What? Her dates around here got way too expensive.

[[more shameless cold open stealing (altered juuuuuust slightly)? Me? Naaaaaah. S01E09, "Sal's Pizza," if anyone's wondering. open! ]]