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Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2018-12-20 12:02 pm

Devil's Nest [Thursday around noon]

In addition to being a 2000-year-old vampire, Eric was a Viking, which meant that modern conveniences like "indoor heating" and "running water" were nice, but not essential. Plus, well, vampire. It wasn't like he was ever really going to warm up.

But property damage was another problem entirely. He stood in the doorway of the bar, fangs out and blood dripping from his ears from being awake during the day as he watched a couple of snow monsters tear apart the generator.

"TINY," he roared, "KILLLLLL THEM."

Which was when his dying phone beeped with a text from said bartender, who had called in "don't wanna" from work today.

"Just you wait until the sun goes down, assholess," Eric snarled.

The snow monsters didn't seem all that concerned.

[OOC: Open, sure. I think I'm hilarious.
notallbluemonks: (Throwing Arrow)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-20 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
In lieu of Tiny, about a small and very angry monk whose blue cloak wasn't exactly flowing dramatically behind her, but still looked kinda cool, while she got several weeks of pent up energy out on some snow monsters, Eric?

Beau came pelting down the street in front of the Devil's Nest, scratches on her arms and blood dripping from her nose, pursued by three snow monsters and looking absolutely delighted at this turn of events. Her staff was in her off hand, and in the other was... a carrot that might have been some hapless snowman's nose a little while ago.

"COME GET SOME, ASSHOLES!" she bellowed, and threw the carrot with surprising force so that it pierced right through a snow monster's face.
notallbluemonks: (Beaten and Bloodied)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-20 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Magic words, Eric. Nothing made Beau as amenable to suggestions as quickly as the promise of free booze.

"Uh, hell yeah, dude!" She clubbed a snow monster's head off its shoulders with a couple of quick staff strikes. "Just point me in the right direction!"

One of the other snow monsters took advantage of her eagerness to clock her solidly across the jaw, and she spun to face it with a toothy (not the fangy kind of toothy though) grin. "See, this is what I'm talking about," she said, and just started whaling on it.
notallbluemonks: (Staff Fighting 2)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-20 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah, son of a -- GAAAAAAH!" Beau just ducked out of the way when the snow monster behind her swiped at her head, then got bitten in the shoulder when she turned to make a break for the generator. "THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY MEAN BY BITING COLD, JACKASS!"

She maybe skidded on the loose snow for a bit as she careened around the corner. Shh. The snow monsters, after a moment, went after her.

It was about another ten minutes before she returned, sporting several new cuts and bruises but looking... almost relaxed.

"Yeah, that bunch is toast but I think your generator's already just trashed, man."
Edited 2018-12-20 22:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Would Beau be disappointed or pleased that the snow monsters she thought she’d finished off were in the process of reforming and coming to find her? Probably an even split of both.

“No free drinks then, huh? Damn,” she said, grimacing, because what was this concept known as sympathy? “I mean, I tried, but it’s real slippery out here.”

Half speed movement on difficult terrain and all.
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[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
“My kinda game,” Beau said, almost grinning in a feral way. “Sounds like —“

Oh. There were those snow monsters, back and apparently kind of vengeful, if one of them lunging at Beau and leaving several puncture wounds in her arm was any indication.

“The fuck, dude? Come on! Really?
notallbluemonks: (Beaten and Bloodied)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm fine, really," yelled Beau, who was bleeding profusely into the snow, but you try telling her that. "These fuckers just keep coming, someone's gotta deal with it."

Her, clearly.
notallbluemonks: (Yikes)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
". . . you're kidding, right?"

Beau got another punch in the face for taking the time to double-take at that.
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[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Not for the first time, Beau threw her head back and yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS PLACE?” Vampires weren’t real. What? She didn’t know about Sylas Briarwood who was probably still around twenty years later, the bastard.

But you know what, in between the cold and the way it was going to get really hard to keep a grip on her staff if she kept bleeding . . .

“Gaaaah, fuck it, fine,” she growled, and risked a couple more hits from the snow monsters before she ran for the relative safety of the Devil’s Nest.
notallbluemonks: (Look I'm a Badass)

[personal profile] notallbluemonks 2018-12-21 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, no, I get that, man." That was exactly the kind of thing Beau would have said, really. Wasn't like she really expected anyone to actually care about her well-being anyway; that was just setup for disappointment. "Don't want to bleed all over your floor either."

She was, in fact, being as careful as she ever got about keeping her arm wrapped in her cloak so she didn't bleed all over the carpet. Old habits.
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Peter was out making sure everybody was okay in this, like the inveterate white knight he was.

"Eric?" He ran up. "Everything okay?"
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Peter nodded grimly. "I'll see what I can do." He lifted his sword in one hand and called magic to the other, green light pooling around it.

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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter grinned over at him. "Thanks." Hey, even cold fake blood would be good after all this.

He stalked around the bar to blast apart a few snowmonsters.
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Had Eric considered it might be psychosomatic? It had been for Peter.

...Probably no good way to test that, though.

Peter could hear someone yelling in the not-too-distance as Beau went after the things, but others had come around meanwhile, and Peter took a few moments to slice them in half and while they were briefly stymied, blast them with heat.

The puddles weren't moving, but they also probably weren't doing the already-ruined generator any favors. Peter kept going until they were steam, but he had no idea what to do with a ruined generator.

He came back around the front, slicing and blasting one last straggler before grimacing apologetically at Eric. "They're gone, but so's the generator. Unless you keep a mechanic on call?"
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can't say I blame them, but still." Peter headed for the door, mostly to get Eric back inside before he combusted. "Is it okay in here otherwise? I can spell it warmer if you need."

He suspected Eric didn't, but he wasn't going to assume.
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I understand that," Peter said. "These things are everywhere, and they seem to have a grudge against modern power." He shrugged. He was used to not having it too, but it was still nice.
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Neither are these anymore," Peter said. "Sorry I couldn't do more."
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Times I'm really glad I live in a sub-basement," Peter said. "Though apparently my plants are worse for the wear."
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[personal profile] 2_old_for_this 2018-12-22 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Florist," Peter reminded him.