Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

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You know what was awful? Working at Dite's during this week. There was nowhere safe to look. Her whole store was full of things meant to delight and titillate on a good day. Which today was not, thank you. She wasn't sure if it was better or worst to have an ethereal being in a meatsack body for a boyfriend this week. It meant Dante was immune to the effects of pollen, but it also meant that Dante was immune to the effects of pollen.

You know what? She was just going to collect a huge supply of safer sex supplies and put them into a tub outside of the store with a sign that said Free! Use them! and dwell on her complicated relationship with proms instead. Much better plan.