Sparkle (
myownface) wrote in
fandomtownies2019-07-01 08:58 pm
The Park, Saturday Evening, Just After Dark
Okay, you know what? If the worst crap the island was pulling today was going to be a bunch of weird invisible stalkers, Sparkle was going to 'screw you' right out of that whole situation. It was Canada Day. He was Canadian. And while he hadn't really managed anything too special, a skip over to the mainland (via portal, just in case) had let him pick up some cheap fireworks on a fake ID.
Sparkle was absolutely setting up shop by the duck pond with a case of Molson and a lawn chair.
... Also, a lot of knives and a blaster tucked away under his clothing, because if he was going to park his ass in the park while the bushes chattered and pretended they weren't every time he looked at them, he was going to be armed, dammit.
Anyway, if anybody happened to make their way to the park tonight, there would be Sparkle, ever the rebel, lighting red and white fireworks over the water. Absolutely shamelessly. It wasn't like he'd managed to get his hands on many fireworks.
This was for you, like three Canadians on the island. If you asked nicely, he'd even share his beer.
Probably.
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Sparkle was absolutely setting up shop by the duck pond with a case of Molson and a lawn chair.
... Also, a lot of knives and a blaster tucked away under his clothing, because if he was going to park his ass in the park while the bushes chattered and pretended they weren't every time he looked at them, he was going to be armed, dammit.
Anyway, if anybody happened to make their way to the park tonight, there would be Sparkle, ever the rebel, lighting red and white fireworks over the water. Absolutely shamelessly. It wasn't like he'd managed to get his hands on many fireworks.
This was for you, like three Canadians on the island. If you asked nicely, he'd even share his beer.
Probably.
[OOC: Open!]

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"Aw, fuck," he said. "That's right..."
And he thought about going back in and grabbing a Puppers from his personal stash, but he was already out here, sooooo...
He would simply have to retroactively add little flags to everyone's pancakes to make up for being a terrible fake Canadianno subject
The "Yes! Good! More of that!" would be her from the edge of the park, yes.
[Had to!]
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And then shamelessly, loudly, breaking into a heartfelt rendition of O Canada.
In English, then in French. Mostly because the French version was way more badass.