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fandomtownies2019-08-29 02:39 pm
texted3times) wrote in fandomtownies2019-08-29 02:39 pm
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Devil's Nest, Thursday Night [August 29, 2019]
Eric was used to being feared. He liked being feared. He'd been a vampire for close to 2000 years!
So spending a week as a plastic potato with FANGS was not fearsome. At all. And Eric had spent the last weeksulking about it brooding over it.
Fortunately, he'd come up with an amazing solution to reinforcing his awesomeness and simulateous need to be feared: an axe-throwing section attached to the club.
"Now the DJs will stop playing ABBA," he said pointedly at the DJ as he threw an axe straight into the center of the target. "Or face consequnces."
There was a new sign up on the door:
COME THROW AXES!
(NOT AT EACH OTHER*)
*Exceptions may be made. Inquire with management BEFORE attempting murder.
So spending a week as a plastic potato with FANGS was not fearsome. At all. And Eric had spent the last week
Fortunately, he'd come up with an amazing solution to reinforcing his awesomeness and simulateous need to be feared: an axe-throwing section attached to the club.
"Now the DJs will stop playing ABBA," he said pointedly at the DJ as he threw an axe straight into the center of the target. "Or face consequnces."
There was a new sign up on the door:
COME THROW AXES!
(NOT AT EACH OTHER*)
*Exceptions may be made. Inquire with management BEFORE attempting murder.