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Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2019-10-10 12:33 pm

Devil's Nest, Thursday Night, October 10, 2019

Breasts were awesome. Eric: huge fan.

On people who were NOT HIM. Or Tiny. No offense, Tiny. Eric's looked awesome, of course, in a low-cut red halter top he had around because never you mind. He could work it, but it didn't mean he liked to.

"I swear to Christ, if you put up some basic bitch special for white wine spritzers, I will eat you," he hissed at the bartender before stomping off in a pair of four inch bright red stilettos. He'd woken up short and that was unacceptable. He whirled to wag a finger at the DJ. "And if you stare that blatantly at my ass again they will never find all of the pieces of what's left of you."

The Devil's Nest was open and so, so cranky.

[OOC: Living life OCD free today!]
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-11 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did someone say wine spritzers?" Lucifer called, stepping into the club. "Honestly."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-11 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer turned to look at him, and... squinted. "Well, if it's not the frown I'd recognize anywhere," he said merrily. "Eric. You seem to be having the time of your life."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Me? I'm an angel," Lucifer sighed, like it was perfectly obvious. "Why mess with perfection?"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eric, Eric, Eric--a?" Lucifer said. "We both know you're lying. Tiny? My usual, please."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-12 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
"No urge to lean into it?" Lucifer said. "You know, go out and do all of those girly things your manly machismo doesn't allow you to enjoy otherwise?"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-12 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I haven't seen it yet?" Lucifer sighed.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-13 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, how could I know there was anything to ask?" Lucifer said grandly. "Honestly, the people on this island. You find yourself with breasts for a few days, and what do you choose to do? A spa day! I could have a spa day any day."

Tiny pressed a scotch into his hand. "Thank you, Tiny."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know, but I want to take a newspaper and find whoever was going on that 'lady's day out' and smack them for making it harder on men everywhere to do whatever they want," Lucifer said, shaking his head.

He took a sip from his scotch. "So you're going to remain all scowly, I presume."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-15 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Did you honestly just steal my drink?" Lucifer said, squinting at him. "You do know you own the place, right?"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know that's just sad," said Lucifer, who could definitely be petty and vindictive but just never thought about it too hard.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-18 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I can tell," said Lucifer, sarcastically.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-19 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm just trying to look after our club," Lucifer said, patronizingly, and patted Eric on the shoulder.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"But then how can I know that they're amazing?" Lucifer said. "Sounds like a bit of an ego problem, if you ask me."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"That doesn't actually prove anything," Lucifer pointed out, "But I'm willing to take a few hours out of my schedule to do some personal judging."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-21 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, there are plenty of other judges, I'm sure, but none of them are me," Lucifer said, spreading his arms as if to say: look how fantastic I am.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2019-10-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Tiny? Honestly?" Lucifer said, his eyebrows shooting up. "My, you are desperate."

He shot Tiny a glance with a wide grin. "A dig at him, not at you," he assured him.