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fandomtownies2019-11-29 03:45 pm
howareyanow) wrote in fandomtownies2019-11-29 03:45 pm
The Perk; Friday Afternoon [11/29].
Wayne usually didn't bother with getting coffee at the coffee shop while he was out and about; he just took it black, made it much more to his liking himself, and it was cheaper, besides, but sometimes, you just wanted a little pick-me-up when you were going around, just looking for something to do.
Of course, Wayne felt almost instant regret once one of the baristas behind the counter started singing along with the holiday music that was being played. Which would be fine, sometimes you just culdn't help it, they were known to be catchy like that. But that was if you were singing the carols and what not normally, which was not at all what this barista was doing.
No. She was singing them in a chicken voice.
Just cluck-cluck-clucking away to 'Jingle Bells.'
And Wayne knew fer a fact that there wasn't a scrapyard big enough on this whole island to hold how many spare parts that was.
[[ literally a thing my coworker was doing today, which I only survived based on the merits of it making one hell of a post. lord help me. ]]
[[ also, open post is totes open, chicken-singing or otherwise ]]
Of course, Wayne felt almost instant regret once one of the baristas behind the counter started singing along with the holiday music that was being played. Which would be fine, sometimes you just culdn't help it, they were known to be catchy like that. But that was if you were singing the carols and what not normally, which was not at all what this barista was doing.
No. She was singing them in a chicken voice.
Just cluck-cluck-clucking away to 'Jingle Bells.'
And Wayne knew fer a fact that there wasn't a scrapyard big enough on this whole island to hold how many spare parts that was.
[[ literally a thing my coworker was doing today, which I only survived based on the merits of it making one hell of a post. lord help me. ]]
[[ also, open post is totes open, chicken-singing or otherwise ]]