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Liam Kincaid ([personal profile] firstofitskind) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2020-02-21 10:10 am

Trooper Station, Friday

"No," Liam was explaining to the raccoon currently sitting across from him. "I can't kick the woodchucks off the island."

"No, I don't care that 'we did it that one time'. That was a miscommunication and shouldn't have happened."

"Yes, if they throw wood at you again you can absolutely press assault charges. That's fair. Still not kicking them off the island."

You ever see a raccoon sulk? Because that's what this one was doing as he stormed out of Liam's office.

Liam just watched him go, rolling his eyes. "You're lucky we didn't bring in real screaming yams yesterday," he muttered to the raccoon's retreating form.

Because that's what Fandom Island needed; wood-chucking woodchucks and noisy root vegetables.

[ooc: ooooopen!]