Cait Sith (
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fandomtownies2020-05-15 07:44 am
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Caritas | Friday
Cait Sith sidled into his shift at Caritas oh so carefully.
Why? Because it had been a week of goats and puppies apparently and, while he'd been spared some of it, Beaker hadn't been and Cait had no wish to be chewed on more to balance the cosmic scales or something.
Look, puppies had already been in the bar once. It was just smart to be careful!
Luckily, only the zombie band and Tino were in the bar when he got there and that, well, he didn't care about.
"Ye'r hackit enough tae be a goat bit, sae far, ye'v hud th' guid sense tae nae huv a go tae sloch me," he said to Tino. "Ye kin bade."
For now.
Look, someone had to make the drinks Cait didn't feel like making!
Caritas is Open!
Why? Because it had been a week of goats and puppies apparently and, while he'd been spared some of it, Beaker hadn't been and Cait had no wish to be chewed on more to balance the cosmic scales or something.
Look, puppies had already been in the bar once. It was just smart to be careful!
Luckily, only the zombie band and Tino were in the bar when he got there and that, well, he didn't care about.
"Ye'r hackit enough tae be a goat bit, sae far, ye'v hud th' guid sense tae nae huv a go tae sloch me," he said to Tino. "Ye kin bade."
For now.
Look, someone had to make the drinks Cait didn't feel like making!
Caritas is Open!

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"Cait!" she greeted her favorite bartender other than herself brightly, feeling pretty confident that hers, at least, should be a dirnk he'd want to make. "How's it going? What's a good color for the end of the first week of a new semester, do you think?"
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It had a been a… weird week for Cait.
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"Summer, it haes bin a week."
And he was looking ahead and suspecting that there would be six more of them, much like it!
"First, a'm in ungulate yoga," not that he needed the flexibility but it had seemed interesting, "and brassic Beaker 'n' ah, we hud tae thole a maist tairible batter upon oor persons by bairn goats! Then thir's an animal handling class that hud wee dugs! Beaker barely escaped wi' his lee! whit if wee dugs invade th' boozer again!?"
Look, puppies and baby goats were very threatening when you were basically a stuffed toy.
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Cait hopped down to see what colour appealed to him for Summer's drink.
"Ah will be getting yer dram tae ye shortly 'n' fur th' record, a'm muckle mair partial tae cats 'n' wid nae mynd meetin yer Pancakes at a'!"
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And if it turns out she actually hated it, which would also not surprise Summer, they lived right across the street, so she could just take her back home and be back before a fifteen minute break was even up...
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Hm… what colour… ah-ha! He had it!
"Juist gie th' wee moggie warning afore ye dae sae. 'N' ye owned a jello shop?"
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Like you do.
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"'N' noo howfur ye git heavy goin in a' o' that seems lik' a story in 'n' o' itself!"
Cait cheerfully clattered about as he made Summer's drink.
Limoncello, Galliano, and Advocaat for the colour and then some vodka because three alcohols weren't enough already, some orange and mango juice and then, to top it off, he stuck a handful of those fuzzy peach gummies in there.
A twirly straw (in orange) topped it off and he popped back up with her drink.
"Tah-dah!"
He made no promises on the taste!
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If looks alone were anything to go off of, Cait had clearly passed this week's test.
"Ohmygod," Summer then gushed, once the initial spectacle and awe of the finished product was out, "that's perfect. You said blood of your enemies, right? So the little peach rings almost work like red blood cells!"
Summer, what.
"That's perfect!"
Also, it was boozy and fruity. It met all of Summer's taste requirements, really.