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fandomtownies2020-06-04 06:19 am
Weapons 101; Thursday, Third Period [06/04].
"'Morning, class," Amaya, all by her lonesome today, greeted the students with a nod and a grin as they gathered in the danger shop, this time in a good, spacious clearing surrounded by thick, tall trees. If you listened closely, somewhere, faintly in the distance, it might even sound like you could hear someone singing. But Amaya certainly wouldn't be paying that any mind; her attention was all going to the table in front of her, and the usual wide variety of topical weapons spread out for display and discussion today. "Welcome back. I hope you're feeling limber and ready to work those arms, because today, we're talking about something that's caused a bit of a buzz lately on account of the range at the Devil's Nest, and that's axes!
"The good old axe!" sAmaya continued, hoisting up a simple, almost crude looking one. "One of mankind's oldest tools, and, unlike a lot of weapons, it's main function is as a tool. It just also happens to make a great weapon as well. And it's pretty simple, too, when you get right down to it, consisiting of a handle, called a haft, and a head, and back in those early days, it didn't even have the haft, it was just a piece of sharp stone. They're simple machines, fitting into the category of a wedge, due to the shape of the head and how it's used to wedge itself into a material. These days, the head of an axe is usually made of a strong metal, curved on the edges, but what back in their advent, they were roughly hewn pieces of stone, and they were used for a wide variety of tasks, not just chopping wood as they're associated with now. They were used for butching animals, for digging up food...it was generally an all-purpose sort of tool until people started refining the process and making tools like knives and hoes that were better suited for those individual tasks.
"There are, essentially, two different kinds of axes," both of which she hoisted up now to show, "non-shaft-hole axes and shaft-hole axes, and then there's plenty of variety within each of those categories, but we don't have all the time to get into that. So a non-shaft-hole axe is an axe where there's no hole in the head for the handle; they're typically made from flint, greenstone, or slate, while a shaft-hole axe does have a hole for the handle, as you can see here, it just goes right through the head by design, and these are your weapon-type axes by far, no worrying about...flying off the handle, as it were, with these ones!
"And actually making an axe head is great, there's probably as many different styles and shapes of axeheads as there are swords, and it requires a bit more in the way of actually shaping and upsetting the steel to get those interesting and essential curves and points. You want a good, solid strong axehead, but it's also got to be light; not much uses if it looks pretty but you can't even weild it well! The broad shape also allows for a smith to put in some intricate etching details if they want, as well, which is why axes are very popular as decorative or ceremonial pieces as well.
"With an axe, there are, essentially, eleven parts." And, lucky you, students, you were going to learn about each and every one of them, from bit to beard to butt, in loving details from a woman who clearly found the minute details in them amazing. Even after she covered it all, it seemed as though she could probably go on into even more detail, somehow, but there was only so much time!
"Now, as I mentioned, a tool axe can still be used as a weapon axe. Technically speaking, anything can be used as a weapon, and tool axes already have a great base for that down. But axes specifically suited for combat, called battle axes began to develop into their own thing, and there's a wide variety of types. They tend to be a bit larger, intending to really pack a punch rather than being a fast and efficient sort of tool; however, their handles are longer for a better swing and the metal on the head tends to be thinner to help make them light enough to be used effectively. But don't go too long on the handle, because then we're getting to halberd territory, and that's a whole 'nother unit! Smaller axes, with similarly smaller handles, intended to be used as a projectile weapon also came into development, and we call those our throwing axes. I will say this about people who give weapons their distinctions: they're very efficient, no room for second guesses as to what they're talking about! And, of course, a throwing axe doesn't necessarily have to be just for throwing; they'll make a good hatchet in a pinch. And, technically speaking, a battle axe can also be a throwing axe, but if you're about to do that....please let me know, because that's something I'd really like to see in action.
"Today, we'll be focusing on those two types: the battle axe and the throwing axe, and we're focusing on them as weapons, not tools, so we won't be chopping down any trees, these," gesturing toward the forest surrounding them, "are just for show."
There was, however, a slight pause.
"I mean, unless you really want to. Actually, yeah. Sure. If anyone wants to chop down some fake trees today, you go right for it. And, now, to address a bit of an elephant in the room," not literally, although it was Fandom, so you never knew, "you may have noticed that Detective Diaz isn't with us today, which means we're going to be a little short on the instructions for actual use. I can make weapons until there's no tomorrow, but as far as using them goes, I tend to prefer my fists or just a good old, no-nonsense cudgel. Luckily, though, this is the danger shop, and so there's really no hard in just sort of taking the time to go at it and try and figure it out yourselves. Sometimes, experience can be the best teacher! But if anyone with more proper axe training wants to contribute a few pointers and tips, we'll be happy to have them."
With that, Amaya concluded herramble lecture and turned a faint grin to the students. "Are there any questions? If not, I'll turn it over to you guys. Grab an axe and let's get hacking!"
"The good old axe!" sAmaya continued, hoisting up a simple, almost crude looking one. "One of mankind's oldest tools, and, unlike a lot of weapons, it's main function is as a tool. It just also happens to make a great weapon as well. And it's pretty simple, too, when you get right down to it, consisiting of a handle, called a haft, and a head, and back in those early days, it didn't even have the haft, it was just a piece of sharp stone. They're simple machines, fitting into the category of a wedge, due to the shape of the head and how it's used to wedge itself into a material. These days, the head of an axe is usually made of a strong metal, curved on the edges, but what back in their advent, they were roughly hewn pieces of stone, and they were used for a wide variety of tasks, not just chopping wood as they're associated with now. They were used for butching animals, for digging up food...it was generally an all-purpose sort of tool until people started refining the process and making tools like knives and hoes that were better suited for those individual tasks.
"There are, essentially, two different kinds of axes," both of which she hoisted up now to show, "non-shaft-hole axes and shaft-hole axes, and then there's plenty of variety within each of those categories, but we don't have all the time to get into that. So a non-shaft-hole axe is an axe where there's no hole in the head for the handle; they're typically made from flint, greenstone, or slate, while a shaft-hole axe does have a hole for the handle, as you can see here, it just goes right through the head by design, and these are your weapon-type axes by far, no worrying about...flying off the handle, as it were, with these ones!
"And actually making an axe head is great, there's probably as many different styles and shapes of axeheads as there are swords, and it requires a bit more in the way of actually shaping and upsetting the steel to get those interesting and essential curves and points. You want a good, solid strong axehead, but it's also got to be light; not much uses if it looks pretty but you can't even weild it well! The broad shape also allows for a smith to put in some intricate etching details if they want, as well, which is why axes are very popular as decorative or ceremonial pieces as well.
"With an axe, there are, essentially, eleven parts." And, lucky you, students, you were going to learn about each and every one of them, from bit to beard to butt, in loving details from a woman who clearly found the minute details in them amazing. Even after she covered it all, it seemed as though she could probably go on into even more detail, somehow, but there was only so much time!
"Now, as I mentioned, a tool axe can still be used as a weapon axe. Technically speaking, anything can be used as a weapon, and tool axes already have a great base for that down. But axes specifically suited for combat, called battle axes began to develop into their own thing, and there's a wide variety of types. They tend to be a bit larger, intending to really pack a punch rather than being a fast and efficient sort of tool; however, their handles are longer for a better swing and the metal on the head tends to be thinner to help make them light enough to be used effectively. But don't go too long on the handle, because then we're getting to halberd territory, and that's a whole 'nother unit! Smaller axes, with similarly smaller handles, intended to be used as a projectile weapon also came into development, and we call those our throwing axes. I will say this about people who give weapons their distinctions: they're very efficient, no room for second guesses as to what they're talking about! And, of course, a throwing axe doesn't necessarily have to be just for throwing; they'll make a good hatchet in a pinch. And, technically speaking, a battle axe can also be a throwing axe, but if you're about to do that....please let me know, because that's something I'd really like to see in action.
"Today, we'll be focusing on those two types: the battle axe and the throwing axe, and we're focusing on them as weapons, not tools, so we won't be chopping down any trees, these," gesturing toward the forest surrounding them, "are just for show."
There was, however, a slight pause.
"I mean, unless you really want to. Actually, yeah. Sure. If anyone wants to chop down some fake trees today, you go right for it. And, now, to address a bit of an elephant in the room," not literally, although it was Fandom, so you never knew, "you may have noticed that Detective Diaz isn't with us today, which means we're going to be a little short on the instructions for actual use. I can make weapons until there's no tomorrow, but as far as using them goes, I tend to prefer my fists or just a good old, no-nonsense cudgel. Luckily, though, this is the danger shop, and so there's really no hard in just sort of taking the time to go at it and try and figure it out yourselves. Sometimes, experience can be the best teacher! But if anyone with more proper axe training wants to contribute a few pointers and tips, we'll be happy to have them."
With that, Amaya concluded her

Sign In - Weaponry, 06/04.
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Listen to the Lecture - Weaponry, 06/04.
Listen up, take notes, pass notes, try not to giggle too much over your teacher being so excited to talk about butts and knobs. Axe questions until that pun gets old, if you got 'em, too!
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Weaponry, 06/04.
For 'simple machines,' axes sure had an awful lot of detailed parts, by Ms. Blackstone's approach, and she was definitely wondering how much of this was necessary for something that boiled down to 'just swing and hit.'
Or maybe she was just a little eager to get to the throwing axes part; throwing weapons was kind of her jam.
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Weaponry, 06/04.
It was a good thing he'd perfected the art of dozing while standing over centuries and centuries of incredibly dull but manditory Captain's Meetings back home, which should tide him over through the lecture until he could ask Movie Class-chan to demonstrate more throwing and swinging techniques for him that had absolutely nothing to do with improving his ability to use axes.
Activity: Axes! - Weaponry, 06/04.
And some doors. For good measure. Honestly, it was just tradition for this activity now, even if Diaz wasn't here to appreciate Amaya's excellent sense of beating a dead door.
Re: Activity: Axes! - Weaponry, 06/04.
Throwing axes from the ground was one thing, but by the end of this period, if she could manage to perfect an absolutely hailstorm of axes from above, she would be sooooooo happy.
Talk to Amaya - Weaponry, 06/04.
OOC - Weaponry, 06/04.