Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

[hatesparadise]

All the troopers in the office today seemed to be playing a game of The Floor Is Lava. But it quickly became clear that the real goal was to avoid the little green monster scittering around underfoot.

So, now Danny was also playing the 'game' to avoid it, sitting on his desk with the box of donuts he'd brought in.

"Swear to god, this place is out to get me," he muttered, watching as the gremlin tried to pretend it wasn't highly visible.

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[knife_bender]

Diego was wondering about the desk sitting for a moment before spotting the gremlin. He managed to hold in the unmanly noise he wanted to make but did hop up on his desk with a weird amount of grace.

"That is the biggest rat I have ever seen." And the greenest.

[hatesparadise]

"Apparently it's a gremlin," Danny sighed. "Makes you hallucinate."

[knife_bender]

"In a fun way?" he asked. Thank god they weren't around when Klaus was.

[hatesparadise]

"Well, last guy I saw get bit, thought he was a woman and made out with a puppet." Did that clarify anything?

Also, poor Beaker.

[knife_bender]

"Was that guy's name Danny Williams?" Diego asked.

[hatesparadise]

"It would be Duke Crock, actually." Sorry not sorry, Duke.

[knife_bender]

That got a laugh out of Diego. "I love it. Hey, throw me a donut."

[hatesparadise]

Danny snorted and shook his head, putting the box on his rolly chair to shove over to him. "If ask how your weekend went, but I'm correcting Steve's paperwork on it now."

[knife_bender]

"He didn't steal any of my stuff so I consider it a win." Of course he didn't have much to steal. He reached over and grabbed the jelly donut he was denied over the weekend and kicked the chair back over at Danny.

[hatesparadise]

You asked Klaus for it, you knew what you were getting into there, Diego.

"Is that why anything that wasn't nailed down is missing from my desk?"

[knife_bender]

"That could have been anyone." It could have been the gremlin! Or Ralph!

[hatesparadise]

"Uh huh." You were lucky most of it was work provided stuff.

[knife_bender]

"Oh like you had anything nice in your desk anyway."

[grenadesandohana]

Steve didn't arrive with a squirt bottle like a normal human. He came with a Super Soaker water cannon and another, slightly more normal water pistol, in a thigh holster.

"Danny?"

[hatesparadise]

"...seriously?" Why was Danny even surprised here?

[grenadesandohana]

"What?!" Steve replied. "I brought the things!"

[hatesparadise]

The gremlin saw its chance to fulfill its destiny and made a beeline for Steve at that. "Get up, get up!"

[grenadesandohana]

Steve jumped onto the top of his desk. "What are we doing? It's little and green!"

[hatesparadise]

"And causes you to hallucinate," Danny snapped. "Reminds me of some Hawaiian wildlife."

Ooo, shots fired.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve gave him a flat look. "Hilarious."

[hatesparadise]

Steve, just think about the horrifying bugs in your home state.

Danny just gestured toward the tiny monster that was holding the intrepid police force of the island hostage.

[grenadesandohana]

"How bad can it be?" Steve asked, unholstering his water pistols.

[hatesparadise]

"Well, I watched Duke make out with a puppet after he got bit by one." And it had been so, so traumatizing, Steve.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve looked horrified, yeah. "Ew."

[hatesparadise]

"And I do not want that for you." Because he loved you too much. Truly.