"Well, for one, I don't drink coffee," Liam reminded her. "Two, I don't need as much sleep as most people. Three, I got to spoil the hell out of my kid. Four, I also got to be entertained by the antics of my tiny, adorable wife- okay, my wife who was even tinier and more adorable than usual," he amended after a moment. "So, I did pretty good."
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