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Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-02-10 10:27 am

Community Center Class: Fandom Home Companion

The list on the whiteboard hadn't changed since last week:

Fandom go-bag
1. booze
2. poncho
3. dish soap
4. an inner tube


Duke sat sprawled on his chair behind the teacher's desk at the front of the class, a glass of amber-colored liquid in one hand, staring broodily contemplatively into the middle distance. For several minutes after class was meant to start.

He finally shifted, pointing with the hand holding the glass at the large, old fashioned carpet bag sitting on the edge of the desk. It boasted large, bold, easily read letters on the side: blood-driven heritable serial killer curse.

"What," he said, "the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"