Captain Shunsui Kyōraku (
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fandomtownies2021-06-16 04:44 am
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Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [06/16].
Gathered around the counter, Shunsui and the cheese panda were having a conversation.
Well...calling it a conversation was...a bit generous, actually. The cheese panda was complaining, and Shunsui was subject to listen to it, which was a bit unusual, because mostly, when there were complaints, everyone just went to Summer-chan because they knew that was the only way to get anything done about it, but this complaint was entirely un-store-related, therefor leaving the panda to just rant to the closest pair of ears.
"So kaaaa~," drawled Shunsui, trying to be patient, trying to stay away, trying not to let his eyes glaze over from interpreting the story based entirely on grunts and growls and gestures since the panda didn't exactly speak in words. He clicked his tongue to sound sympathetic as he poured more sake between the two of them. Not that even he had enough sake for it to have any sort of effect on a bear. "And then you said he claimed to have brought samples for everyone, but all it was was a single slice of that plasticky garbage masquerading as cheese?"
The cheese panda confirmed this guess with a renewed bout of anger, having taken this situation as a personal offense, and vowing that if any eagles happened to waltz into the store on his watch, there would be trouble!
"Ara ara~~," Shunsui cooed somewhat soothingly while promptly throwing back his cup to empty it and fill it up quickly again. "That does sound terrible ♥."
Honestly, Shunsui wanted to point out that he felt the cheese panda was being a little overdramatic, but the bear was clearly worked up, and stating as much would only lead to that ire being turned on Shunsui. Shunsui could, of course, take the bear easily in a fight, but that didn't mean he wanted to be bothered to have to do so.
"How do you even know about this happening?" he then asked, because he wasn't sure the panda ever even left the store, so knowing the specific details of one class that happened yesterday seemed...
He shook his head, waved a dismissive hand. "Never mind. Here. Just have some more sake ♥."
At this point, he was mostly just hoping it started to make the panda sleepy or something so he'd just go away and Shunsui could have some peace.
Today's Squishy Flavors
Fudge*
Vinegar
Red
*Beef-less
Turtle & Canary is open!
Well...calling it a conversation was...a bit generous, actually. The cheese panda was complaining, and Shunsui was subject to listen to it, which was a bit unusual, because mostly, when there were complaints, everyone just went to Summer-chan because they knew that was the only way to get anything done about it, but this complaint was entirely un-store-related, therefor leaving the panda to just rant to the closest pair of ears.
"So kaaaa~," drawled Shunsui, trying to be patient, trying to stay away, trying not to let his eyes glaze over from interpreting the story based entirely on grunts and growls and gestures since the panda didn't exactly speak in words. He clicked his tongue to sound sympathetic as he poured more sake between the two of them. Not that even he had enough sake for it to have any sort of effect on a bear. "And then you said he claimed to have brought samples for everyone, but all it was was a single slice of that plasticky garbage masquerading as cheese?"
The cheese panda confirmed this guess with a renewed bout of anger, having taken this situation as a personal offense, and vowing that if any eagles happened to waltz into the store on his watch, there would be trouble!
"Ara ara~~," Shunsui cooed somewhat soothingly while promptly throwing back his cup to empty it and fill it up quickly again. "That does sound terrible ♥."
Honestly, Shunsui wanted to point out that he felt the cheese panda was being a little overdramatic, but the bear was clearly worked up, and stating as much would only lead to that ire being turned on Shunsui. Shunsui could, of course, take the bear easily in a fight, but that didn't mean he wanted to be bothered to have to do so.
"How do you even know about this happening?" he then asked, because he wasn't sure the panda ever even left the store, so knowing the specific details of one class that happened yesterday seemed...
He shook his head, waved a dismissive hand. "Never mind. Here. Just have some more sake ♥."
At this point, he was mostly just hoping it started to make the panda sleepy or something so he'd just go away and Shunsui could have some peace.
Fudge*
Vinegar
Red
*Beef-less
Turtle & Canary is open!
