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fandomtownies2021-07-12 11:32 am
grenadesandohana) wrote in fandomtownies2021-07-12 11:32 am
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Trooper Station, Monday, July 12, 2021
Steve arrived at the station to a small protest--both short and with low turnout-- of raccoons waving "#NOTALLRACCOONS" and "END SPECIEST PROFILING" posters while a squirrel in a GoPro interviewed them about their feelings.
"I hate everything about today already," he said, pushing the doors open violently.
He walked in to discover that the only Trooper who was even vaguely fluent in raccoon has been eaten by a hole over the weekend and had taken the office coffee pot with him as he fell. The raccoons left to be interviewed today were wearing clearly fake mustaches and waving the plastic badges Steve had handed out as bribes.
"You're not cops," he told them.
Angry snarls.
"You're not cops!"
Right. 9 o'clock in the morning and he was arguing with possibly rabid wildlife. Fanfuckingtastic.
"I hate everything about today already," he said, pushing the doors open violently.
He walked in to discover that the only Trooper who was even vaguely fluent in raccoon has been eaten by a hole over the weekend and had taken the office coffee pot with him as he fell. The raccoons left to be interviewed today were wearing clearly fake mustaches and waving the plastic badges Steve had handed out as bribes.
"You're not cops," he told them.
Angry snarls.
"You're not cops!"
Right. 9 o'clock in the morning and he was arguing with possibly rabid wildlife. Fanfuckingtastic.