Luke's, Thursday

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Duke, having skipped the event at Caritas this week, was his perfectly normal self today. He could not say the same about his kitchen staff. Not because they'd partaken in the Chaos Drink, mind you. They just . . . weren't normal today.

"For the last time, just because you have crab claws and there are knives does not mean that you need to have crab-claw-knife fights!"

Things were clearly going great around here.

Today's specials
CATCH OF THE DAY
Smoky, buttery crab claws

"Don't give me that look. You're lucky it's not your claws on the menu."

Luke's was open and OCD free.