Right, so, getting a Hummer limo or even just a Hummer to the park might have been a little bit tricky, but that just meant that Troy would also be arriving to his party in a horse-drawn carriage...but a Hummer one.

Which was obviously way cooler than any of these girly ones that he would never admit to being kind of jealous of.

Whatever! His Hummer carriage was super cool and he was looking smooth as hell for the occasion and emerged with a triumphant hoot of excitement.

"Woo! Birthday! Let's do this thing!"

He had sixteen years worth of birthdays to make up for in one night, and he was going to make every single one of them count!