hatesparadise: (every time you speak my head hurts)
Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-09-15 09:25 am
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Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

Well, it was another Wednesday and another day of... listening to the Bee Lady. Which was as close to normal as this place really ever got.

"No, ma'am, we can't just arrest the raccoons for 'looking shifty' in your yard," Danny sighed, rubbing his forehead as he moved the phone from one ear to the other as this just stretched out. "Yes, I'm sure."

Next time he was making one of the troopers answer.

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grenadesandohana: (neu: bang bang)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
"They aren't selling donuts, right?"

Not all racoons, Steve.
hatesparadise: (lecturing your dumb ass)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"They're 'menacing' her," Danny said once he hit the mute button.
grenadesandohana: (neu: stupidly pretty)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"With their little beady eyes?" Steve guessed.
hatesparadise: (were you dropped as a child?)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"And their little hands too," Danny agreed, lifting his coffee cup in a little toast.
grenadesandohana: (neu: ink)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Yuck," Steve said, making a face.
hatesparadise: (every time you speak my head hurts)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm going to transfer you to someone who can assist with that," Danny said into the phone, transferring her before she could get a word in. Then sighed heavily.

"What did we do do deserve this?"
grenadesandohana: (neg: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe the guy in the car wash?" Steve offered.
Edited 2021-09-16 00:24 (UTC)
hatesparadise: (they've got a point)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"That was you, not me." Enjoy being blamed, Steve. Enjoy it.
grenadesandohana: (neg: i was totally right stop yelling om)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but you didn't stop me," Steve said.
hatesparadise: (whoa slow your roll there)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so now I'm being punished for not stopping you?" Rude and unfair!
grenadesandohana: (pos: this is my danny smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't you yell that at me every time we're in a car chase?"

Steve had tuned him out, so...
hatesparadise: (let me explain it again)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I do indeed," Danny agreed. "Which you tune out, I think."
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: looking at something very tall)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course I don't," Steve blatantly lied.
hatesparadise: (trying not to hear your stupidity)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh." He didn't believe that at all, Steve. "You want to get me a donut while you lie?"
grenadesandohana: (pos: dipping head smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't need a donut," Steve said, sliding into his chair with a grin.
hatesparadise: (feelin' smug)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"No, you don't." But Danny did.
grenadesandohana: (pos: dipping head smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Go get yourself a donut, Danno," Steve said, laughing.
hatesparadise: (grinning)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but you're here now." Guys, not in front of the troopers.
grenadesandohana: (pos: this is my danny smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not a donut," Steve said, laughing.

They were, sadly, exactly the same as they were before.
hatesparadise: (no no let me point this out)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"You are not a donut. But you can provide me with one like a good coworker," Danny replied
grenadesandohana: (pos: smiiiiiirk)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Aww, did you break your legs since this morning?" Steve asked.
hatesparadise: (I don't think that sounds bad)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"You know what? Maybe I did," Dammy replied brightly.
grenadesandohana: (pos: dipping head smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Was it a raccoon?" Steve asked.
hatesparadise: (I brought back-up)

[personal profile] hatesparadise 2021-09-16 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I was viciously assaulted by a raccoon," Danny agreed. "So. A donut, please?"
grenadesandohana: (pos: dipping head smile)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-09-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
"One donut because of the raccoon trauma," Steve said, snickering.
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