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fandomtownies2021-09-15 11:45 am
begmetwice) wrote in fandomtownies2021-09-15 11:45 am
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Dite's Decadent Delights | Wednesday
While Irene was fine with the pumpkin spice lubricant display she'd set up, this was beyond the pale.
"Absolutely not," she declared, opening the box that had arrived. "No. It's September. I understand Christmas creep, but -- "
And then, admittedly, curiosity got the better of her and she did end up taking out one of those...speciality glass dildoes before putting it back in the box. "I'll make a whole display of you November, promise, but let the pumpkins have their moment."
Though now she was trying not to think of what sort of ghoulish sex toys she might receive in the mail, after practically inviting them like that.
Dite's was open, if a little confused.
[don't click that link at work, no.]
"Absolutely not," she declared, opening the box that had arrived. "No. It's September. I understand Christmas creep, but -- "
And then, admittedly, curiosity got the better of her and she did end up taking out one of those...speciality glass dildoes before putting it back in the box. "I'll make a whole display of you November, promise, but let the pumpkins have their moment."
Though now she was trying not to think of what sort of ghoulish sex toys she might receive in the mail, after practically inviting them like that.
Dite's was open, if a little confused.
[don't click that link at work, no.]