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Liam Kincaid ([personal profile] firstofitskind) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-10-01 07:53 am

Trooper Station, Friday

Anybody who walked into the station today would be hard-pressed to miss the pile of junk that was currently occupying the floor.

"I don't know why I have to keep saying this," Liam was telling the NPC resident who'd just swung by to drop off what looked like half of a cello, "but 'Recycling Amnesty Day' is not a thing."

Deep breath.

"There's literally a junkyard a block from here!" he exclaimed in exasperation. He nudged at the junk pile with one foot, and an extremely disgruntled-looking raccoon popped out from amidst the trash. "Don't you start," Liam told it darkly.

"You two," he gestured at Ralph and the Trooper standing next to him. "Get all this crap over to the junkyard, stat. And I want someone posted outside to redirect anyone else who's somehow got it into their head that this is the place to drop off anything they can't recycle."