designateddadfriend: (I have many questions)
Travis Li Montgomery ([personal profile] designateddadfriend) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-10-08 12:22 pm

Fandom Fire Station, Friday

"Yes, sir. If the alarm is chirping, that usually means the battery's run low. You're going to want to change it -- it's not chirping. Okay, but if it sounds like a bird -- it's tweeting? You mean like -- you do. On Twitter -- about your eating habits? That's just. That's not right. No, yeah, I agree, sir. You may need to get that smoke detector replaced. . . . Because you do actually need a smoke detector. . . . So you don't die, sir -- so buy one that doesn't hook up to your wifi -- okay, I definitely am not qualified to help you with what your smart fridge says about you on Tumblr. . . . Maybe . . . stop going on Tumblr? -- No, of course, you're absolutely right, the memes, sir. . . ."

Travis was definitely having a Day.

FANDOM FIRE STATION
SMOKE DETECTORS ARE YOUR FRIENDS
EVEN WHEN THEY VAGUE-POST ABOUT YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA


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