Irene Adler (
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fandomtownies2022-01-12 11:08 am
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Dite's Decadent Delights | Wednesday
With the new year having arrived and the holiday deluge firmly behind them, Irene was letting the shop have something of a breather, as far as theming and decorations went. That wasn't to say that the back room wasn't teeming with pink and red inventory and couples' massage kits for next month, but that could all make its way out over the next several weeks.
Today, though, Irene was entertaining herself up at the register by flipping through a deck of cards and trying to play a sort of Solitaire with them.
Maybe Go Fish would work better, but that wasn't really a solo game.
She'd also hung a neat little sign on the door, what with the influx of new students and teachers:
Now Hiring
Flexible hours, generous employee discount, fabulous boss
Inquire within!
[that link isn't as NSFW as usual but they are, of course, not just playing cards. Open and OCD-free!]
Today, though, Irene was entertaining herself up at the register by flipping through a deck of cards and trying to play a sort of Solitaire with them.
Maybe Go Fish would work better, but that wasn't really a solo game.
She'd also hung a neat little sign on the door, what with the influx of new students and teachers:
Flexible hours, generous employee discount, fabulous boss
Inquire within!
[that link isn't as NSFW as usual but they are, of course, not just playing cards. Open and OCD-free!]

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"Good morning, Irene," she greeted.
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And given their conversation on New Year's Eve, it perhaps not surprising to see her in the shop, but Irene was still pleased and a little internally impressed all the same.
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Irene was the sort of person who would have been a weekly patron at such an establishment, even if she didn't own it. Particularly since it was the only one on the island.
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Her roommate had managed to inspire a deepened interest in the erotic, after all.
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She added, as if to clarify: "After my roommate left I have a lot of time to myself."
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"All right, then. Well, to start, we have books -- both erotica, and educational texts -- and apparel over there," Irene offered, gesturing towards the back of the store where there were racks and bookshelves. "But over this way is the toy section -- it's a bit of a cheeky term, really, since obviously these aren't for children."
She moved over towards an aisle featuring a wide range vibrators and dildos of all shapes and sizes, though the more...intimidating items were definitely displayed a bit further back, so as not to immediately put off anyone who might just be dipping a toe in.
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Now she did blush for a moment, but quickly composed herself.
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She reached over to pluck up something that might have been a tube of lipstick, offering it out to Lucille. "Give that a twist, you'll see what I mean." Though hopefully with a name like 'vibrator' already out there, Lucille wouldn't be too shocked when it came to life.
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"A very discrete thing," she noted. "I have not seen one of these before."
She turned it off.
"I believe I can imagine how it can be used."
There were probably plenty of ways in which she couldn't, but Lucille didn't want to come across as prudish or completely lacking in imagination.
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And the speed and pressure and so on would certainly vary from person to person, as well.
"These," Irene added, reaching over to prod a very wiggly, very realistic phallus, "are a bit much for some, and less -- discreet, yes. And then these funny-shaped ones are the combination I mentioned." Irene traced the shape of the toy, raising her eyebrows. "Internal and external."
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"What would you suggest for someone who has no previous experience of these things?"
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"Perhaps you can recommend a book too? Something educational."
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"I'll have this too."