begmetwice: ([neu] oh really)
Irene Adler ([personal profile] begmetwice) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-01-19 08:45 am

Dite's Decadent Delights | Wednesday

Irene had come into the shop today fully expecting a shipment of all sorts of lube. Different flavors! A variety of scents! Every consistency one could dream of!

And instead, some wires somewhere seemed to have gotten crossed, and what arrived was absolutely not meant to be used as any sort of sexual lubricant. (Though, if you were able to incorporate that into the act in a safe way, more power to you.)

As such, Irene was lingering up by the counter, one hip leaned against it as she held her phone to her ear and pawed idly through the box while on hold. Well, this one came with the ability to bedazzle the stuff, so she supposed that was something?

[idk. open!]