The Perk- Wednesday morning

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If there was anything different at the Perk today, Alexis hadn't noticed. And if the baristas had noticed, they weren't telling.

Alexis was however on her second grande skinny latte of the day, though, scrolling through Instagram and figuring she was still kind of tired thanks to a bad night's sleep.


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Did Tahani need a lavender oat milk latte? Of course not.

Was she getting one, extra hot, extra foam, and then complain about how it was too warm?

Of course she was.

"Oh, Alexis! I didn't even see you there."

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"Of course you didn't," Alexis said with a fake smile. "Hiiiii."

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"Hiiiiii," Tahani trilled back, waving equally insincerely. "It's been so nice to spread out alone in my own bed again."

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"Yeah, I did notice you're an enormous bed hog," Alexis said. "I should have figured."

[sexy_giraffe]

"I am not," Tahani gasped theatrically even though she definitely was. "Your long legs were in my way!"

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"Why thank you," Alexis said, crossing said long legs.

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"And your simply enormous ankles," Tahani added sweetly.

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Alexis gasped.

"My ankles are slender and precious! Not at all like your calves."

[sexy_giraffe]

"My calves inspired Bono to write Mysterious Ways, thank you ever so much," Tahani sniffed.

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Alexis paused, and tilted her head.

"Doesn't he have glaucoma...?"

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"Of course he doesn't," Tahani blustered even though yes.

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"Maybe he just doesn't tell you everything," Alexis said with a shrug. "Some things you save for close friends."

[sexy_giraffe]

The sound Tahani made sounded a little like a tea kettle that'd been left on the hob too long. "That's fine. It's fine. I prefer the Edge anyway."

She had his number he didn't give to Bono.

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"He is way hotter," Alexis agreed, like a normal person having a normal conversation.

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"So much hotter," Tahani agreed.

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"I mean, bald, but in a sexy Jason Statham way," Alexis mused.

[sexy_giraffe]

Tahani sighed thinking about Jason Statham. So pretty.