fandomtownies | Trooper Station, Monday, March 7, 2022

Steve was ignoring the phone as it rang today and only 60--okay, 70--percent because Mr. Butts was calling searching for more information on his people-keep-dropping-photographed-pictures-of-their-butts case. Steve was having difficulty getting the Troopers to stop snickering about it. He could tell, okay, even through their helmets. He didn't blame them but it still wasn't terribly professional.

And so yeah, he was making Calvin pick up the phone. He was very busy and important doing literally anything else right now.

The Trooper Station was open! Please don't have another case about your butt.