Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

[hatesparadise]

Was Danny spending half of his day searching for the hidden paint grenades? You're damn right he was.

But he also knew Steve was pretty damn good at hiding weapons, so it might just be a fool's errand.

"Free donuts to anyone that finds them," he offered the troopers. Which would make for an interesting day at least.

[open, of course]

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[grenadesandohana]

"Danno, I caught a donut with my toes today," Steve announced as he walked in wearing a terrifying aloha shirt with fishing lures on it.

[hatesparadise]

"That sounds very unappealing." Because the donut really should disintegrate in the water.

[grenadesandohana]

"Well, it would've been more unappealing if it had turned into mush," Steve said, "and yeah, it was definitely odd."

[hatesparadise]

"Well, at least you don't smell like you've been dumpster diving."

But that shirt would mysteriously die in the wash.

[grenadesandohana]

So sad, what tragedy, etc., etc.

"I try to keep you happy," Steve teased.

[hatesparadise]

"Uh huh," he drawled, picking at the sleeve of Steve's terrible shirt.

[grenadesandohana]

"You really missed out," Steve lied.

[hatesparadise]

"Did I? Did I really?" DANNY HAD HIS DOUBTS.

[grenadesandohana]

"I picked up a live goldfish with my toes!"

That was not the turn-on you might think, Steve.

[hatesparadise]

"I've never been more attracted to you," he deadpanned.

[grenadesandohana]

"I knew it," Steve said, grinning.

[hatesparadise]

"Please go change your shirt," Danny said with a little eyeroll.

[grenadesandohana]

"You don't think this is a-lure-ing?" Steve asked.

Steven, that was the worst pun. The worst.

[hatesparadise]

"That was awful!" Danny said, even as it still made him laugh.

[grenadesandohana]

"Yes, but it made you laugh," Steve said, stripping the shirt off right in the middle of the office and heading to his desk to pull a spare t-shirt out of his bottom drawer.

[hatesparadise]

Color Danny surprised by this move!

"I'm buying you better shirts," Danny informed him.

[grenadesandohana]

"But these are free," Steve countered.

[hatesparadise]

"That does not make them any better!" It did to some people, Daniel.

[grenadesandohana]

"Of course it does," Steve said, looking confused.

[hatesparadise]

"If you're a broke college student, maybe." Which you were not. You owned property on the beach in Hawaii!

[grenadesandohana]

Shhhh logic has no place here.

"But it's not a bad shirt!"

Steve. Steven. No.

[hatesparadise]

"If you wore that on a date, in no way would you get lucky." Not even with Danny! Who was basically a done deal.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve pouted. "Really? What if Chin wore it?"

[hatesparadise]

"Not even Chin could pull that monstrosity off," Danny informed him solemnly.

[grenadesandohana]

And Chin had ugly-shirt wearing superpowers.

"Wow," Steve said as the gravity of the situation sank in. "Really?"